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2006-08-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Camper falls off cliff while en route to pee, sues U.S.
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Posted by tu3031 2006-08-04 14:49|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 As he stepped off the cliff, he heard a voice in his head say, "Urine trouble now."
Posted by Mike 2006-08-04 15:14||   2006-08-04 15:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Too bad that fall wasn't an order of magnitude higher.
Posted by Dar">Dar  2006-08-04 16:30||   2006-08-04 16:30|| Front Page Top

#3 He must have been super self-conscience about his penis size to walk that far away from camp to take a leak.
Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-08-04 16:33||   2006-08-04 16:33|| Front Page Top

#4 So we are supposed to rope off every 30 foot drop? WTF?
Posted by CrazyFool 2006-08-04 16:34||   2006-08-04 16:34|| Front Page Top

#5 Yeah, lets put idiot fences around every dry wash and stump-hole in a National Forest.

That'll work.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2006-08-04 16:37||   2006-08-04 16:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Any lawyer involved in this case on the campers side should be disbarred for waisting everyones time and going against the obvious common good.
Posted by rjschwarz">rjschwarz  2006-08-04 16:46||   2006-08-04 16:46|| Front Page Top

#7 perhaps a class-action suit against the client and lawyer filed by "Sane Americans"?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-08-04 16:52||   2006-08-04 16:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Just shoot the damn lawyers and the campers. Then throw them off a big cliff for the bears and vultures.
Posted by DarthVader 2006-08-04 16:56||   2006-08-04 16:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Personal responsibility? At least Jerry,23, has high self esteem...certainly more than his lawyer.
Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-08-04 17:03||   2006-08-04 17:03|| Front Page Top

#10 P'raps NPS can have "Gravity" file an amicus brief...
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-08-04 17:07||   2006-08-04 17:07|| Front Page Top

#11 The pain and suffering were caused by Bambi mocking his genitalia.
Posted by regular joe 2006-08-04 20:26||   2006-08-04 20:26|| Front Page Top

#12 "While finding a place to relieve himself, plaintiff walked off the unguarded and unprotected cliff falling approximately 20 to 30 feet to the creek bed below."

Something about environmental and impact laws and rules disturbing the natural splendor of the place means you got to adapt [or perish].
Posted by Uloter Grinenter8414 2006-08-04 22:26||   2006-08-04 22:26|| Front Page Top

#13 Give him a flashlight to settle the lawsuit.
Posted by Snease Shaiting3550 2006-08-04 23:19||   2006-08-04 23:19|| Front Page Top

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