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2005-08-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Dried elephant dung causes terror alert in Paris
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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-08-04 09:55|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 That is pure bull elephant shit.
Posted by JFM">JFM  2005-08-04 10:26||   2005-08-04 10:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Something about this situation stinks.
Posted by mmurray821 2005-08-04 10:35||   2005-08-04 10:35|| Front Page Top

#3 used in religious rites in Sri Lanka

(snort) "Dammmmmm, that's some goooood shit!"
Posted by Steve">Steve  2005-08-04 10:43||   2005-08-04 10:43|| Front Page Top

#4 A minor point, but just who mails dried elephant shit to people these days?
Posted by tu3031 2005-08-04 10:44||   2005-08-04 10:44|| Front Page Top

#5 I believe they intercepted the next Secret Ingredient for the French version of Iron Chefs
Posted by BrerRabbit 2005-08-04 10:46||   2005-08-04 10:46|| Front Page Top

#6 "A minor point, but just who mails dried elephant shit to people these days?"

A new Al-Qaeda splinter group called the Islamieatshit Brigade
Posted by Attucks is Crisp 2005-08-04 10:50|| calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]  2005-08-04 10:50|| Front Page Top

#7 Chirac always has said that the French food is better.
Posted by Captain America 2005-08-04 11:15||   2005-08-04 11:15|| Front Page Top

#8 Elephant? I knew those evil conservatives were using terror alerts to further their own diabolical political motives!
Posted by Chris W.">Chris W.  2005-08-04 11:19||   2005-08-04 11:19|| Front Page Top

#9 "Sacre bleu! The Republicans, they are in Paris!"
Posted by Mike 2005-08-04 11:21||   2005-08-04 11:21|| Front Page Top

#10 Tell the inspector it's dried elephant shit and give 'em 6 grams.

Sounds like the olde Religious Rites Dodge.


Posted by Shipman 2005-08-04 11:52||   2005-08-04 11:52|| Front Page Top

#11 "A minor point, but just who mails dried elephant shit to people these days?"

Signifigant postage savings can be had by shipping the "dried" variety. Just add Evian water.
Posted by Capsu 78 2005-08-04 12:11||   2005-08-04 12:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Come to think of it, I suppose they should be grateful that it was dried...
Posted by tu3031 2005-08-04 12:17||   2005-08-04 12:17|| Front Page Top

#13 And they collect it intentionally!

Posted by BigEd 2005-08-04 12:31||   2005-08-04 12:31|| Front Page Top

#14 Everyone's a specialist these days.
Posted by Thagum Unolusing9859 2005-08-04 13:16||   2005-08-04 13:16|| Front Page Top

#15 they still use stamps that need to be licked
oh joy
Posted by Jan 2005-08-04 14:09||   2005-08-04 14:09|| Front Page Top

#16 What - you mean it wasn't an art exhibit?
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2005-08-04 19:24|| http://www.ariellestjohndesigns.com]">[http://www.ariellestjohndesigns.com]  2005-08-04 19:24|| Front Page Top

#17 Who spilled the secret to French Sri Lankan cuisine?
Posted by ed 2005-08-04 20:25||   2005-08-04 20:25|| Front Page Top

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