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2004-08-02 Home Front: Culture Wars
Beavers Overrun Massachusetts, Cause/Effect Suspected
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Posted by Steve 2004-08-02 1:56:54 PM|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Do-gooders stewing in their own filth.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-08-02 2:42:55 PM||   2004-08-02 2:42:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 All you need is aligator seed.
Posted by Shipman 2004-08-02 2:47:26 PM||   2004-08-02 2:47:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "Scoped rifle"? What's wrong with good old iron sights? And does a .22 short have enough stopping power for your average beaver? Nuttin' work than an angry beaver ...
Posted by Steve White  2004-08-02 2:57:43 PM||   2004-08-02 2:57:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Uh oh... Better warn Bucky and the Boyz to take out a little insurance, otherwise...
Posted by .com 2004-08-02 3:03:52 PM||   2004-08-02 3:03:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Are things faster than cute baby white fur seals?
Posted by Shipman 2004-08-02 3:08:28 PM||   2004-08-02 3:08:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 What's wrong with good old iron sights?
Gotta get them right between the eyes, otherwise they charge.
Posted by Steve  2004-08-02 3:17:55 PM||   2004-08-02 3:17:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Hey, esse, hunt 'em at night, using frog-gigger headlight rigs so their eyes light up, and outfit your 9 Mil with these... Then you be stylin'...
Posted by .com 2004-08-02 3:26:23 PM||   2004-08-02 3:26:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 The problem is not the number of beavers. The problem is their business. Madate that all beavers must take ritalin. If that doesn't work, get them Tivo amd encourage them to take up golf. You could also try to unionize them so that the less buzy beavers would imtimidate the overly productive ones.
Posted by Super Hose 2004-08-02 5:05:33 PM||   2004-08-02 5:05:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 You know... TiVo and beavers are a natural. They are very clever and like total information.
Posted by Shipman 2004-08-02 6:13:35 PM||   2004-08-02 6:13:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 SH: And if those fine ideas don't work, see if you can get them to take a ride with Teddy K!
Posted by BH 2004-08-02 6:44:53 PM||   2004-08-02 6:44:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 BH - That would *really* be cruel and inhumane....
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-08-02 6:48:08 PM||   2004-08-02 6:48:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Just live trap them and let them off in "Basten."
Posted by FlameBait93268 2004-08-02 6:54:53 PM||   2004-08-02 6:54:53 PM|| Front Page Top

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