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2008-07-31 India-Pakistan

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Posted by Fred 2008-07-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ] Top
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#1 Fruit of the Boom?

(h/t "Wilderstaf" at LGF)

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-07-31 05:22|| 2008-07-31 05:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Victoria's Secret Weapon?

(thought of that one myself)

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-07-31 05:25|| 2008-07-31 05:25|| Front Page Top

#3 suicide bombers used "explosives-laden" under-garments, briefs in particular

Boxers would be a dead give away because the ball bearings would rattle. Thongs and bras under development. That explains the law suits at Victoria Secrets, weak prototypes.

evade "conservative" body searches

They would never evade a bouncer at a bar in San Francisco's Castro District.

adding glass splinters, metal ball bearings and bullets

I bet that smarts when it goes off.

sharpening "Pre Bombing Investigation" techniques

That's the ticket, a poke in the privates with a sharp instrument.

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-07-31 05:27|| 2008-07-31 05:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Cultural differences: In Vietnam, many Army aviators were known to sit on their flak jackets, while others went so far as to create various ingenious and bizarre looking armored jock-strap contraptions.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-07-31 05:37|| 2008-07-31 05:37|| Front Page Top

#5 "... or are you just glad to see me?"

Sorry, someone was going to say it - may as well be me.

Posted by Gladys 2008-07-31 06:16|| 2008-07-31 06:16|| Front Page Top

#6 How about exploding Iron Jocks, a little plastique in the cup would do the trick. Easier to manufacture without having to fiddle with ball bearings ans broken glass.

Pack it in, strap it on, and your good to ~~blow~~ go.

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-07-31 06:18|| 2008-07-31 06:18|| Front Page Top

#7 That's pretty rich, considering one of the lil' secrets of suicide bombers is that they go extra lenghts to "secure" their genitalia, wrapping them in cloth or aluminium foil so it can "enter" paradise undamaged, and they can use their precious pecker with the virgins. After all, isn't that the whole point of islamic martyrdom?

Incidentally, having the mortal coils of the main suspect (if foul play was indeed involved) found wearing multiple layers of underwear was one of the many suspicious facts about the 2001 AZF explosion, leading many and not only conspiracy theorists to believe this was the very first major terror incident right on the heels of 9/11... but the lid was put on it by both socialist PM jospin and president ben shiraq (and if the terror aspect is only plausible, the active involvement of both to make sure the terror option was NOT explored is well documented).

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-07-31 07:32|| 2008-07-31 07:32|| Front Page Top

#8 Heh,

The Ole' Wahhabi Wedgie!

Ouch!

Posted by DanNY">DanNY 2008-07-31 07:33|| newyork.gatheringofeagles.org]">[newyork.gatheringofeagles.org] 2008-07-31 07:33|| Front Page Top

#9 ...made deadly by adding glass splinters, metal ball bearings and bullets.

That's gotta chafe pretty bad...

Posted by Raj 2008-07-31 08:36|| 2008-07-31 08:36|| Front Page Top

#10 We used to find their heads 50 yards down the street. Now [redacted]

Posted by KBK 2008-07-31 08:56|| 2008-07-31 08:56|| Front Page Top

#11 Darwin Cup, comes with free pee tube just in case you live.

Posted by wxjames 2008-07-31 10:41|| 2008-07-31 10:41|| Front Page Top

#12 So it also acts as a sexual re-assignment device in men...

Posted by DarthVader 2008-07-31 15:31|| 2008-07-31 15:31|| Front Page Top

#13 #1 Aaaaawwww, I wanted to say it!

* "Thongs" > D **** NG IT, THATS TOO MUCH INFORMATION! Now I've got images of DAVID HASSELHOFF in my head which I can't get rid of.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-07-31 23:30|| 2008-07-31 23:30|| Front Page Top

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