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2004-07-29 Iraq-Jordan

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Posted by Steve 2004-07-29 11:52:20 AM|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 How about a red hot poker instead?

Posted by ed 2004-07-29 12:21:50 PM|| 2004-07-29 12:21:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Anybody got that screwdriver we were using on his ear yesterday to fix his stroke?

Posted by tu3031 2004-07-29 12:24:43 PM|| 2004-07-29 12:24:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Borrow a tranquiliser gun off one of Saddam's old lion tamer goons and drop the old tramp in his own cage. When he's out cold you can probe all you like for a few hours. Any objections?

Posted by Bulldog 2004-07-29 12:25:48 PM|| 2004-07-29 12:25:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I think we ought to commence chemo-therapy just to be on the safe side.

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-29 12:28:24 PM|| 2004-07-29 12:28:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Ah, the life of a peaceful poet/gardner is not without risk...

Posted by Dar 2004-07-29 12:48:21 PM|| 2004-07-29 12:48:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 .... Saddam seemed to be in good health otherwise.... I thought it was reported yesterday that Saddam had just had a minor, "death threatening", stroke. WTF is going on here?

Posted by GK 2004-07-29 12:51:26 PM|| 2004-07-29 12:51:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 He was only partly dead, he got better.

Posted by Steve 2004-07-29 12:53:59 PM|| 2004-07-29 12:53:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Ed, your "hot poker" line reminded me of the Jerky Boys -- "that would seal me up for good, and I can't have that."

Posted by Tibor 2004-07-29 1:21:40 PM|| 2004-07-29 1:21:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Launch a Class 1 probe into the orifice, Mr. Data..."

Posted by Jean-Luc Picard 2004-07-29 1:26:54 PM|| [http://www.ussenterprise.com] 2004-07-29 1:26:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 The stroke was reported by his lawyers.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-07-29 1:50:37 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2004-07-29 1:50:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Wasnt there a king of England who was killed by having a hot poker shoved up his a__?
I think henry II, but not sure.

Posted by N Guard 2004-07-29 3:01:31 PM|| 2004-07-29 3:01:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 I suggest we use 'The Pear' just to make sure. This little device is used as a 'probe' into various orifices (male or female... ) and then opened up (see the screw?).

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-07-29 3:07:54 PM|| 2004-07-29 3:07:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Craze, it scares me that you know that...

Posted by tu3031 2004-07-29 3:19:53 PM|| 2004-07-29 3:19:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 It scares me that I know that too.... Actually that little factoid I picked up on fark awhile back.

It could be much worse..... It could be a woman's panty!

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-07-29 4:41:07 PM|| 2004-07-29 4:41:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Put him in an electric chair and turn it on "trickle charge".

Posted by Deacon Blues 2004-07-29 5:28:46 PM|| 2004-07-29 5:28:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 The stroke was reported by his lawyers

Code word phraseology for "It's a friggin' LIE!!!!"

Thanks for the head's up, #10.

Posted by rex 2004-07-29 5:44:10 PM|| 2004-07-29 5:44:10 PM|| Front Page Top

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