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2006-07-17 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Good Hands: Syria offers safe haven to US nationals

The Syrian embassy said it was offering "safe haven" to Americans and other citizens wishing to flee Lebanon, where nearly 200 civilians have been killed during a massive Israeli military bombardment.

"Now, while thousands of United States citizens are stranded in Lebanon attempting to flee the ongoing massacre there, Syria has opened its borders to US citizens as well as citizens of other nationalities," the embassy said in a statement.
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"In Syria, US and citizens of other nations find a safe haven from the barbaric and atrocious acts of the Israeli army in Lebanon," it said, adding that already a "huge influx of US and foreign nationals" have entered Syria.
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Syria was waiving visa requirements for entry and offering "all sorts of humane assistance to the thousands of refugees coming from Lebanon including medical attention," it said.

"From Syria, US citizens can return safely home."

US military helicopters flew 43 people out of Lebanon Monday and preparations were underway to evacuate potentially thousands of US nationals by air and by sea, officials said.

Other foreign capitals also rushed to evacuate frightened nationals from the escalating conflict, as Israel indicated it may provide windows in its six-day-old aerial bombardment to facilitate safe passage.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-07-17 15:51|| || Front Page|| [11140 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 You're in good hands with Police State...

Posted by tu3031 2006-07-17 16:12|| 2006-07-17 16:12|| Front Page Top

#2 First, make sure your dues are paid.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2006-07-17 16:55|| 2006-07-17 16:55|| Front Page Top

#3 The flow of refugees through Syria is perfect cover for moving the kidnapped soldiers.

Posted by Iblis">Iblis 2006-07-17 17:00|| 2006-07-17 17:00|| Front Page Top

#4 I would rather be in Lebanon than in Damascus waiting for a flight. How long will the Damascus airport last once those 72 hours are up?

Posted by Darrell 2006-07-17 17:02|| 2006-07-17 17:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Gosh, thats, sniff! so nice of them, and to think i once thought badly of Syria.

Posted by pihkalbadger 2006-07-17 20:27|| 2006-07-17 20:27|| Front Page Top

#6 "O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

Posted by Fordesque 2006-07-17 21:20|| 2006-07-17 21:20|| Front Page Top

#7 "In Syria, US and citizens of other nations find a safe haven from the barbaric and atrocious acts of the Israeli army in Lebanon"

A fine piece of propaganda, that--aimed at convincing gullible Westerners here and abroad that lil' ol' Syria ain't nothin' tah worry 'bout, yah hear? It's that blastid Isril, don't yah know . . .

Posted by ex-lib 2006-07-17 23:36|| 2006-07-17 23:36|| Front Page Top

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