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2007-06-29 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

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Posted by Fred 2007-06-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Damn, missed again! I was aiming for Venezuala. :-(

/God

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-06-29 00:15|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-06-29 00:15|| Front Page Top

#2 God doesn't miss, Barbara, but sometimes we do.
Halliburton Earthquake Division

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-06-29 08:09|| 2007-06-29 08:09|| Front Page Top

#3 Glen, it's a play on an old joke:

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are playing golf. None of them are very good, but the priest is having a particularly bad day. He tees up at the first hole, swings, and misses. "Damn!" he says. Minister and rabbi shakes their heads and remind him that a priest shouldn't use such language.

Second hole, the priest tees up, swings and misses, and says, "Damn! Missed again!" Again the minister and the rabbi tut-tut, shakes their heads, and remind the priest he shouldn't talk like that - he's a man of the cloth, a representative of God, and his behavior should be exemplary.

This goes on for several more holes. Then, just as they reach the 8th hole, a lightning bolt comes out of the clear blue sky and strikes the minister dead.

As the priest and the rabbi stand there in shock, they hear a deep voice from above exclaim, "Damn! Missed again!"

:-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-06-29 17:08|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-06-29 17:08|| Front Page Top

#4 thats not funny Barb!

/lol it waws too!

Posted by Minister 2007-06-29 18:05|| 2007-06-29 18:05|| Front Page Top

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