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2009-06-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Attorney found asleep in trash can
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Posted by Mike 2009-06-20 11:04|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [427 views ]  Top

#1 There was no crime committed

How about 'littering?'
Posted by Glenmore 2009-06-20 11:23||   2009-06-20 11:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Click on the source link to see the good counselor's moment of glory captured for posterity.

Mods: the top photo might be worth adding to the Burg's collection :-D
Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2009-06-20 11:39||   2009-06-20 11:39|| Front Page Top

#3  The law in its majesty has said nothing about either the rich or the poor sleeping in trash cans.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2009-06-20 11:42||   2009-06-20 11:42|| Front Page Top

#4 the top photo might be worth adding to the Burg's collection

Absolutely. Done.
Posted by Steve White 2009-06-20 13:35||   2009-06-20 13:35|| Front Page Top

#5 How about 'littering?'

How could it be littering if he was actually in the garbage can?
Posted by gorb 2009-06-20 14:21||   2009-06-20 14:21|| Front Page Top

#6 He didn't keep the garbage can clean
Posted by European Conservative 2009-06-20 15:58||   2009-06-20 15:58|| Front Page Top

#7 No, it's not stale pizza, it smells like an drunken attorney. Everyone! Hold your noses and start gnawing at him! This is our can and neighborhood. We maggots have right too!
Posted by Besoeker 2009-06-20 16:19||   2009-06-20 16:19|| Front Page Top

#8 It's littering. He scattered the original contents of the trash can on the ground.
Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife  2009-06-20 19:39||   2009-06-20 19:39|| Front Page Top

#9 Attorney properly disposed of.
Posted by Hellfish 2009-06-20 20:01||   2009-06-20 20:01|| Front Page Top

#10 This why it's so important to place your attorney in an air tight plastic bag before tossing in the trash.
Posted by ed 2009-06-20 20:24||   2009-06-20 20:24|| Front Page Top

#11 Why not just call the city for trash pick up - problem solved.
Posted by Chief 2009-06-20 22:09||   2009-06-20 22:09|| Front Page Top

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