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2008-06-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Unicorn' found in Tuscany wildlife park

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Posted by anonymous5089 2008-06-12 08:45|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Oh good, I need some dried unicorn spleen to fix my magic wand and crystal ball, it's been on back order for four thousand years.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-06-12 10:13|| 2008-06-12 10:13|| Front Page Top

#2 The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns

Posted by Mike 2008-06-12 14:12|| 2008-06-12 14:12|| Front Page Top

#3 I note his mother was injured, doesn't say if injured during pregnancy or not.

Could account for this as a birth defect.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-06-12 14:14|| 2008-06-12 14:14|| Front Page Top

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