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2008-06-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by OldSpook 2008-06-26 09:41|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 He's lucky the headline doesn't read "ANGRY BEAR EATS CYCLIST."

Posted by Mike 2008-06-26 10:20|| 2008-06-26 10:20|| Front Page Top

#2 No, he's lucky Dept. of Fish and Game didn't cite him for molesting a bear. Could have made a quick $89 bucks off him.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-06-26 11:34|| 2008-06-26 11:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Society's just not safe anymore. Even the bears are getting run over by reckless cyclists.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-06-26 11:56|| 2008-06-26 11:56|| Front Page Top

#4 I swear, Mavis - I was just standing there minding my own business when all of a sudden this crazy monkey comes flying out of NOWHERE and....

Posted by Mr. Bear 2008-06-26 12:02|| 2008-06-26 12:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Bear, You're lucky its head didn't end up somewhere where daylight never shines.

Posted by Mavis 2008-06-26 13:21|| 2008-06-26 13:21|| Front Page Top

#6 'This bear looked at me with a look of terror on his face, and sort of made a noise..."
("Hey Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this...")

Yeah, right. This numbskull has studied bear emotions and know what a look of fear as interpreted by a bear should look like.
Marlin Perkins or his sidekick Jim I might believe, but not Mr. Spandex-pants.

Posted by USN,Ret. 2008-06-26 14:12|| 2008-06-26 14:12|| Front Page Top

#7 What was his sectional density and muzzle energy?

Posted by no mo uro 2008-06-26 15:28|| 2008-06-26 15:28|| Front Page Top

What was that? Human driving is getting worse and worse... Boo Boo get me a drink

Posted by BigEd 2008-06-26 18:36|| 2008-06-26 18:36|| Front Page Top

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