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2008-06-19 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Steve White 2008-06-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 That's mine. I need a new lawnmower.

Posted by McZoid 2008-06-19 02:32|| 2008-06-19 02:32|| Front Page Top

#2 What type of serial killer leaves 5 right feet alone with only one left foot?

Posted by RD">RD 2008-06-19 04:32|| 2008-06-19 04:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Vancouver, the serial murder capital of the world.

Posted by Phil_B 2008-06-19 06:55|| 2008-06-19 06:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Inspired by Hollyweird? The people who sell guilt with their anti-war propaganda won't for a minute pause and think 'what have I done'. Remember the mantra - One set of rules for thee and a separate set of rules for me.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-06-19 08:49|| 2008-06-19 08:49|| Front Page Top

#5 the left foot was a "red herring" so the Clever Canuck Coppers wouldn't think it was a serial killer.

Six right feet = Serial Killer.

Five right feet + one left = Nothing to see here, go about your business

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-06-19 09:07|| 2008-06-19 09:07|| Front Page Top

#6 (Family Feud)

"Profile says!.."

(ding)

"Psychotic tap dance instructor"

"X"

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-06-19 09:14|| 2008-06-19 09:14|| Front Page Top

#7 The Fraser river, your holiday destination..

Posted by Threash Grundy7597 2008-06-19 09:42|| 2008-06-19 09:42|| Front Page Top

#8 I say, Holmes, what is the significance of a black size 10 Adidas trainer? And who is this Fraser fellow?

Posted by Caesar Ebbaviger1593 2008-06-19 09:54|| 2008-06-19 09:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Couldn't the feet have spontaneously detached and accidentally falled into the river (possibly carried by ants?), all this while the owners weren't even aware of what went on? This happens, you know.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-06-19 10:03|| 2008-06-19 10:03|| Front Page Top

#10 I knew something was afoot on those beaches.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-06-19 11:24|| 2008-06-19 11:24|| Front Page Top

#11 Maybe some mad scientist is cloning people one foot at a time.

Posted by wxjames 2008-06-19 11:56|| 2008-06-19 11:56|| Front Page Top

#12 This should be filed under 'signs and portents.' It means that the sea is going to rise 6 feet. Pray they don't find any others...

Posted by Free Radical">Free Radical 2008-06-19 12:59|| 2008-06-19 12:59|| Front Page Top

#13 I think I've found the culprits.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-06-19 16:15|| 2008-06-19 16:15|| Front Page Top

#14 CNN website has a headline saying #6 is a fake

"Fake Foot Flummoxes Flatfeet"

Posted by Goober Elmeasing7542 2008-06-19 18:20|| 2008-06-19 18:20|| Front Page Top

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