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2007-06-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-06-15 07:40|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 Squirrels, why do they hate us?

First!

Posted by Steve 2007-06-15 08:30|| 2007-06-15 08:30|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds like the leprechauns got to the poor squirrel.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-06-15 08:52|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-06-15 08:52|| Front Page Top

#3 It was jinns attracted to the uncovered cat meat.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-06-15 10:51|| 2007-06-15 10:51|| Front Page Top

#4 After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh. Then he killed it with his crutch.

Though Rocky was dead, the violence was not over, for the next day, a vengeful moose strode into town with carnage on his mind . . . .

Posted by Mike 2007-06-15 10:58|| 2007-06-15 10:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Rabies. Or some brain parasite I don't want to begin to think about, but I'd bet on rabies.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-06-15 11:08|| 2007-06-15 11:08|| Front Page Top

#6 Nah. He just lost his nuts.

Posted by ed 2007-06-15 11:40|| 2007-06-15 11:40|| Front Page Top

#7 He had the Rage, and he couldn't, no, he wouldn't take it anymore.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-06-15 13:30|| 2007-06-15 13:30|| Front Page Top

#8 They are so feminized in Germany now that the construction worker had to leave it to a 72 year old crippled guy to handle.

Posted by Intrinsicpilot 2007-06-15 13:40|| 2007-06-15 13:40|| Front Page Top

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