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2004-06-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-06-11 12:20:31 AM|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 U.S. Marine Corps: "Want some chicken, sir?"

Posted by mojo 2004-06-11 3:13:56 AM|| 2004-06-11 3:13:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Assuming, of course, there's anything left of the chicken.

Posted by Rafael 2004-06-11 4:00:20 AM|| 2004-06-11 4:00:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Navy: The chicken upon crossing the road was painted and lashed to the curb.

Posted by Shipman 2004-06-11 6:52:12 AM|| 2004-06-11 6:52:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Kerry: "The chicken crossed the road before it did not"

Posted by john 2004-06-11 7:16:50 AM|| 2004-06-11 7:16:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Shipman, that is funny! Alternate Marine Corps response:

"Sir, this chicken has no excuse for his actions! This chicken wasn't thinking, Sir! Push, aye-aye, Sir!

Posted by BH 2004-06-11 9:08:38 AM|| 2004-06-11 9:08:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Although the targeted roosters escaped harm, dozens of innocent hens and small chicks were killed by the tires of the infidels. This will infuriate the Chicken Street, and the roosters are already strapping suicide bomb vests on brainwashed chicks.

Posted by Tom 2004-06-11 9:17:09 AM|| 2004-06-11 9:17:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 That was a plastic chicken! The whole story is a fraud!

Posted by Eric Jablow 2004-06-11 9:22:09 AM|| 2004-06-11 9:22:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 LLL: Bush lied! Chickens died!

Posted by Chris W. 2004-06-11 10:12:12 AM|| 2004-06-11 10:12:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Baghdad Bob: The chicken never crossed the road! He is safe in Baghdad, miles from the marauding vehicles of the infidel! THERE IS NO ROAD!

Posted by BH 2004-06-11 10:18:25 AM|| 2004-06-11 10:18:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 USAF:
"As you can see here in the target video, the bomb was locked onto the chicken...and there it goes...the chicken is still moving...still moving...and unfortunately passed out of the parameters of the guidance system so that the bomb completely missed it and hit the weasel instead. Gotta admit thought, it's impressive footage..."

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-06-11 10:39:02 AM|| 2004-06-11 10:39:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 LOL! This thread has "Classics" written all over it...

Posted by .com 2004-06-11 10:49:06 AM|| 2004-06-11 10:49:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 I thought Hans Blix and his elite team of UN inspectors couldn't find any chickens?

Posted by Dar 2004-06-11 11:26:41 AM|| 2004-06-11 11:26:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Kerry: 'The chicken crossed the road before it did not'"
That's "The chicken crossed the road before it did not and did you know I served in Vietnam?"

"LOL! This thread has "Classics" written all over it..."
I agree wholeheartedly.

Posted by Korora 2004-06-11 11:27:33 AM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2004-06-11 11:27:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 Up for Animal Rantburg, Fred?

Posted by Tom 2004-06-11 12:02:44 PM|| 2004-06-11 12:02:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 AFLAC Duck: "I'm NOT A CHICKEN!"

Posted by Frank G 2004-06-11 12:17:53 PM|| 2004-06-11 12:17:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 UN: The situation in Iraq is not safe for chickens. Our four-star chef needs chickens for his menu. So the UN will not be in Iraq anytime soon, because we cannot get Chicken Cordon Bleu for lunch.

Posted by Pappy 2004-06-11 12:23:43 PM|| 2004-06-11 12:23:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Wahhabi: Was the chicken escorted by an adult male relative? NO?!?! Call the vice squad and round up the chickens!

Posted by jules 187 2004-06-11 12:30:19 PM|| 2004-06-11 12:30:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Rep. Gephardt: The chicken is a miserable failure.

Posted by Raj 2004-06-11 1:00:03 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-06-11 1:00:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Howard Dean: Braaawwwkkk!!!!

Posted by BH 2004-06-11 1:01:47 PM|| 2004-06-11 1:01:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Homer Simpson: mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....chicken.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-06-11 1:18:18 PM|| 2004-06-11 1:18:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 PETA: The Chicken was on it's way to work to provide for his family, when the death squads of Tyson spotted the Chicken and began chase. The Chicken was caught and will be sent a concentration camp where he will then be "processed" and divided up into 4 Chicken McNugget Happy Meals. The Chicken will be in our hearts forever, along with Adolf Hitler, who gave us an excuse to run "Holocaust on Your Plate" ads.

Posted by BigMutha 2004-06-11 1:27:43 PM|| 2004-06-11 1:27:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 WA State Air National Guard, USAF Reserves:

Patron Four: Target on road.

Controller: Patron Four, engage target.

Patron Four: Target destroyed, request straffing run to sanitize target area.

Controller: Patron Four, four mintutes free fire authorized. Friendlys on scene in 10 minutes from SSW.

Patron Four: South south who?

Controller: Negitive south south who, Patron Four.

Patron Four: Current heading north north east.

Controller: Turn right Patron Four, the window is closed.

Patron Four: Feathers are flying, straffing complete and turning right out of target area.

Posted by Lucky 2004-06-11 1:49:20 PM|| 2004-06-11 1:49:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Controller: We've got a chicken down. We've got a chicken down.

General Sanchez: We've just lost the initiative.

Posted by Dar 2004-06-11 1:55:15 PM|| 2004-06-11 1:55:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 im admit this purdy funy. :)

Posted by muck4doo 2004-06-11 2:08:54 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-06-11 2:08:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 IDF: The chicken was caught smuggling weapons through a tunnel underneath the road. This tunnel has now been sealed. With the chicken in it.

Posted by Rafael 2004-06-11 3:13:00 PM|| 2004-06-11 3:13:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#26 Rafael - And, 10,000 years from now, palaeontologists find a chicken skeleton with some indistinguishable rusted metal with a trace of heretofore unknown minerals. A worldwide confrence of the scientific community is called to discuss the find. Charles Darwin, MCMIC (the
1999th) will chair the discussion. It is titled - "Regressive Evolution: The Chickens Used WMDs; Now They're Only Good for Dinner".

Posted by BigEd 2004-06-11 4:14:48 PM|| 2004-06-11 4:14:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#27 Alright. It's a classic.

Posted by Fred 2004-06-11 4:15:46 PM|| 2004-06-11 4:15:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#28 Terpsboy offers the Bionic Chicken. This clucker crosses any damned road he wants to.

Posted by .com 2004-06-11 7:32:42 PM|| 2004-06-11 7:32:42 PM|| Front Page Top

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