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The Babylon Bee Would Like To Apologize To Xi Jinping For Referring To Him As 'President' And Not 'A Stuffed Honey-Loving Bear Who Lives In The Hundred Acre Wood'

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Posted by Mullah Richard 2021-05-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [12 views ] Top
File under: Commies

#1 someones social status just went down , in the future anyway.

Posted by Chris 2021-05-28 02:17|| 2021-05-28 02:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Translates as:

Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you "President". We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we want to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always only call you Winnie the Pooh, this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin, very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.

Posted by Ulusoger Clalet8473 2021-05-28 08:35|| 2021-05-28 08:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Have an appropriate GIF for this, but unsure of house rules for such a thing.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-05-28 12:29|| 2021-05-28 12:29|| Front Page Top

#4 The Incredible Shrinking Cena.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-05-28 17:59|| 2021-05-28 17:59|| Front Page Top

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