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2011-05-03 India-Pakistan

Bin Laden's wife not killed in raid, White House says

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Posted by gorb 2011-05-03 02:52|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 Oooooh, now there's a theory I could get behind! Not dead, in captivity and singing like a bird!

Not only that, (for the benefit of the libtards), he's being waterboarded and subjected to repeated playing of Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini!

Posted by Bobby 2011-05-03 06:25|| 2011-05-03 06:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Binny's playlist for his interrogation:

Afternoon Delight
Muskrat Love

Feel free to add some more.

Posted by Steve White 2011-05-03 07:41|| 2011-05-03 07:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Free RIde

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-05-03 07:50|| 2011-05-03 07:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Lola

Posted by Water Modem 2011-05-03 08:10|| 2011-05-03 08:10|| Front Page Top

#5 "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates (you've got a brand new key)"

/Melanie (a medley of her hit)

Posted by Frank G 2011-05-03 08:17|| 2011-05-03 08:17|| Front Page Top

#6 MacArthur Park.

Posted by Pappy 2011-05-03 08:59|| 2011-05-03 08:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Bin Laden's wife not killed in raid, White House says

..the goat was not as fortunate.

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-05-03 09:03|| 2011-05-03 09:03|| Front Page Top

#8 Oo, can I be the interrogation DJ? I'd warm up with a few hours of each of the following:

Freebird
Ministry - Flashback
Macarena
This Song Remains the Same
The Barney Song
Metallica - Last Caress/Green Hell
A Chipmunk Christmas
Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy
The Empire Carpet jingle
Public Enemy - Can't Truss It

Posted by RandomJD 2011-05-03 09:10|| 2011-05-03 09:10|| Front Page Top

#9 The song list for Bin Laden's funeral thus far includes...
Elton John - Sandles in the Bin
Cliff Richard - We're all going on Osama holiday
Miley Cyrus - Party in the U.S.A
Kelly Clarkson - Since You've 'Bin' gone

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2011-05-03 09:30|| 2011-05-03 09:30|| Front Page Top

#10 Ha! Amateurs.

Go with "Puberty Love". The song so horribly bad it formed a crap cult movie around it like a grit of sand forms a pearl in an oyster.

Posted by Mitch H. 2011-05-03 09:30|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/ 2011-05-03 09:30|| Front Page Top

#11
I like this comment from Rick:

If Obama were a rooster, he'd be taking credit for the sunrise.

Posted by Willy 2011-05-03 09:46|| 2011-05-03 09:46|| Front Page Top

#12 Anything by Owl City.

Posted by gorb 2011-05-03 09:53|| 2011-05-03 09:53|| Front Page Top

#13 I see...it was Osama's courier's wife in Osama's bedroom in the middle of the night and they just natually assumed....meanwhile Osama's wife was down in the kitchen hanging out with the guys, except for Osama's son, who was in the backroom "consulting" with the other courier.

Hey, when you can't stick your head out the door for six years and there's no internet and all you got is Pak reruns on the rabbit ears, you gotta get creative or go nuts.

Posted by KBK 2011-05-03 10:15|| 2011-05-03 10:15|| Front Page Top

#14 You guys are forgetting "Guitar-zan and his jungle band"

An instant classic of bad taste (kind of like Osama).

Posted by Frozen Al 2011-05-03 11:09|| 2011-05-03 11:09|| Front Page Top

#15 Guitar-zan was so bad, it was good.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2011-05-03 12:31|| 2011-05-03 12:31|| Front Page Top

#16 Which wife?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2011-05-03 13:10|| 2011-05-03 13:10|| Front Page Top

#17 "A-hab the A-rab" -- I think it's on the same album as "Guitar-zan".

Posted by Pollyandrew 2011-05-03 15:27|| 2011-05-03 15:27|| Front Page Top

#18 This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251Lp4fOmcM

Posted by chinditz 2011-05-03 16:32|| 2011-05-03 16:32|| Front Page Top

#19 Plant Man by Gary Young.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-05-03 16:43|| 2011-05-03 16:43|| Front Page Top

#20 Team Six didn't harm any pacified party, between them and OBL. The dozen survivors are in custody of Pakistan's FIA. The ISI wants to portray a hands-off approach. But, I suspect that the survivors are very familiar with the ISI.

Posted by Thor Spomorong3332 2011-05-03 17:28|| 2011-05-03 17:28|| Front Page Top

#21 For those of you who never heard Guitarzan

Posted by Frozen Al 2011-05-03 17:52|| 2011-05-03 17:52|| Front Page Top

#22 "It's a small world after all" - from the Disney ride

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2011-05-03 17:54|| 2011-05-03 17:54|| Front Page Top

#23 "'It's a small world after all' - from the Disney ride"

Good grief, Rambler - that's torture!

Have you no pity?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2011-05-03 18:16|| 2011-05-03 18:16|| Front Page Top

#24 My son had one dry comment on the burial at sea:

"Osama ging baden"

(literally "Osama went swimming", but also has the meaning of failing totally)

Posted by European Conservative 2011-05-03 19:02|| 2011-05-03 19:02|| Front Page Top

#25 I really hope the photo's are released soon, I have a friend who refuses to believe he's dead. I'm tired of arguing with him. His main argument: I'm not taking Obama's word for it!

Posted by Charles 2011-05-03 19:42|| 2011-05-03 19:42|| Front Page Top

#26 No photo will change that. There are people who don't believe that passenger planes hit the WTC.

Hopeless.

Posted by European Conservative 2011-05-03 22:19|| 2011-05-03 22:19|| Front Page Top

#27 "for the first time, fire melted steel, and bullet pulverized a sick and diseased brain"

Posted by Frank G 2011-05-03 22:37|| 2011-05-03 22:37|| Front Page Top

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