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2008-05-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Tourist bitten in worst possible place by deadly snake

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Posted by Mike 2008-05-31 08:21|| || Front Page|| [11123 views ] Top

#1 Not good to piss on a snake. Better to run over it with your jeep. Anyway, instant amputation would have been the fix.

Posted by Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-05-31 08:46|| 2008-05-31 08:46|| Front Page Top

#2 So, did he survive thanks to someone sucking the venom out of the wound?
/subtil humor mode

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-31 08:56|| 2008-05-31 08:56|| Front Page Top

#3 To answer 5089.....

What did he say Boss?
He say you gonna die man!

Posted by George Smiley 2008-05-31 09:01|| 2008-05-31 09:01|| Front Page Top

#4 What did he say Boss?
He say you gonna die man!

This dirty joke in french (NSFW, I guess)

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-31 09:47|| 2008-05-31 09:47|| Front Page Top

#5 About half of the bites of Brown snakes contain venom.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-05-31 11:03|| 2008-05-31 11:03|| Front Page Top

#6 So, the trick is to get bit once, not twice?

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-31 11:24|| 2008-05-31 11:24|| Front Page Top

#7 Doctor,

Take the pain but keep the swelling!

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-05-31 11:28|| 2008-05-31 11:28|| Front Page Top

#8 Take the pain but keep the swelling!

That's easy..
take morphine for da pain, and shellac the member before the swelling goes down.

[shellac the hell out of it! .. 10 coats
..no sanding in-between...coats]

Posted by RD">RD 2008-05-31 18:35|| 2008-05-31 18:35|| Front Page Top

#9 George....... no *rimshot*?

that's one of my fav jokes, along with this one:
"looks like you blew a seal"
"oh, no... it's only ice cream"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-31 18:43|| 2008-05-31 18:43|| Front Page Top

#10 #9 George....... no *rimshot*?

that's one of my fav jokes, along with this one:
"looks like you blew a seal"
"oh, no... it's only ice cream"

This One Frank? >:)

Posted by RD">RD 2008-05-31 18:52|| 2008-05-31 18:52|| Front Page Top

#11 yeah....that's it :-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-31 18:58|| 2008-05-31 18:58|| Front Page Top

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