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2007-05-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

What can be done to make The View watchable?

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Posted by Mike 2007-05-28 07:58|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 The view has never been watchable. Rosie leaving is good. The only thing better would have been to do what Iowahawk suggests. Maybe have the show in some mooselimb country with Rosie with a burqa about to get stoned for being a loud-mouthed useless idiot.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-28 09:42|| 2007-05-28 09:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Elisabeth Hasselbeck is hot as H-E-double hockey sticks. I can think of all sorts of entertaining viewing.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-05-28 09:48|| 2007-05-28 09:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Why would anybody care?

Maybe of some of the "fans" got off their dead asses and actually did something with their lives, they wouldn't have time to watch TV anyway.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-28 09:53|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-28 09:53|| Front Page Top

#4 I say move it to Gaza or Tehran.

Posted by CrazyFool 2007-05-28 09:58|| 2007-05-28 09:58|| Front Page Top

#5 If they got rid of the current batch and hired a bunch of hot dikes that got nekkid a lot....

I'd watch.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-05-28 09:59|| 2007-05-28 09:59|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm so glad you posted this. It gives me a chance to link to this fine effort which you simply must see. (Not responsible for any eye or brain damage.)

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-05-28 10:34|| 2007-05-28 10:34|| Front Page Top

#7 thanks, Angie. Denny's a peach ;-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-05-28 10:37|| 2007-05-28 10:37|| Front Page Top

#8 Nothing's better than The View.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-05-28 10:56|| 2007-05-28 10:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Elizabeth ("Survivor" airhead), ranted about stem-cells long before the fat clam diver came aboard.

Posted by Gling Bucket7816 2007-05-28 11:40|| 2007-05-28 11:40|| Front Page Top

#10 I don't understand why Rosie leaving would be a good thing. I would rather see Rosie retained, Barbara Streisand and some other kooks added. The more that Americas sees of the kooks the better.

Posted by Super Hose 2007-05-28 11:44|| 2007-05-28 11:44|| Front Page Top

#11 #4 CF: "I say move it to Gaza or Tehran."

Now that I'd watch! :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-28 13:16|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-28 13:16|| Front Page Top

#12 What can be done to make The View watchable?

A.) Why bother?

B.) Who said it can be done?

C.) Who said it was in the first place?

Program directors demented enough to hire Rosie in the first place should be begging on street corners right about now.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-28 15:44|| 2007-05-28 15:44|| Front Page Top

#13 I suppose I could get on board with your plan if it included . . . a climactic shark release into the submerged studio

Now, if the sharks had laser beams on their heads . . . .

Posted by Mike 2007-05-28 21:55|| 2007-05-28 21:55|| Front Page Top

#14 or even angry sea bass?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-05-28 22:06|| 2007-05-28 22:06|| Front Page Top

#15 How about use attractive women and dress them scantily.

Posted by jds 2007-05-28 22:12|| 2007-05-28 22:12|| Front Page Top

#16 Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by DMFD 2007-05-28 22:37|| 2007-05-28 22:37|| Front Page Top

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