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2007-05-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by ryuge 2007-05-02 01:08|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The contract had a stiff occupancy clause.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-02 01:59|| 2007-05-02 01:59|| Front Page Top

#2 "Demised premises" gets a new meaning.

Posted by GK 2007-05-02 03:03|| 2007-05-02 03:03|| Front Page Top

#3 Advice for Justin and Colleen. Bid low...

Posted by tu3031 2007-05-02 09:05|| 2007-05-02 09:05|| Front Page Top

#4 Soon to appear on an episode of Law & Order.

Posted by xbalanke 2007-05-02 12:19|| 2007-05-02 12:19|| Front Page Top

#5 "Ripped from the real estate listings . . ."

Posted by Mike 2007-05-02 12:35|| 2007-05-02 12:35|| Front Page Top

#6 Bet they open a CSI with this next season. They're always looking for interesting body discoveries.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-05-02 13:14|| 2007-05-02 13:14|| Front Page Top

#7 The real question is: when the house finally sells, will the real estate vulture place a lien on the estate for her commission? Or has it ( the lien) already been filed?
(discliamer: once worked for the 2nd most crooked R/E broker in the city; Mrs. Ret. worked for the 1st. rather have a lawyer for a son; on wait a minute, i do)

Posted by USN. Ret. 2007-05-02 14:52|| 2007-05-02 14:52|| Front Page Top

#8 #6 rjschwarz: "Bet they open a CSI with this next season. They're always looking for interesting body discoveries."

Unfortunaely, it's been done numerous times in mysteries (books, TV). Not interesting enough for CSI. Though if they'd found just her head....

Mods - may I suggest the "Wotsa Matta - You Dead?" graphic? ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-02 18:25|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-02 18:25|| Front Page Top

#9 New meaning to the term..."dead on the market."

Posted by Besoeker 2007-05-02 20:24|| 2007-05-02 20:24|| Front Page Top

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