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2019-04-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Chilling moment crocodile surfaces in a murky river holding a missing snorkeller in its jaws

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Posted by Skidmark 2019-04-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Remind me not to go swimming in southern US rivers!

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2019-04-23 04:49|| 2019-04-23 04:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Seeking Cure For Ignorance I grew up in South Alabama. We skied in the rivers but had to stop when the gators started coming back. Then we had to be very careful swimming in the ponds. Water moccasins and gators are just too much.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2019-04-23 08:01|| 2019-04-23 08:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Poor Deacon Blues, cut you reminded me of this old joke:

Posted byu/derekds123456
1 year ago
One evening an old farmer went down to the pond...
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One evening an old Alabama farmer went to go down to the pond, as he hasn't been there in a while, he grabbed a five gallon bucket and some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard some voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted at him "we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or get out of the pond naked". Holding the bucket up he said "I'm here to feed the alligator..."

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2019-04-23 11:40|| 2019-04-23 11:40|| Front Page Top

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