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2020-04-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

For levity - As if the world couldn't get any weirder, this AI toilet scans your anus to identify you

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Posted by DarthVader 2020-04-08 11:14|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Big Brother is watching... the brown eye...

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-08 11:30|| 2020-04-08 11:30|| Front Page Top

#2 Next thing you know, the government will want a photo ID of it.

Posted by Cholutch Shereper2174 2020-04-08 11:32|| 2020-04-08 11:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Wesley Snipes uses an extracted eyeball to open retina locked doors. Tom Cruise uses printed fingerprint gloves.

Take that hollywood.

Posted by Dron66046 2020-04-08 11:45|| 2020-04-08 11:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Having to settle in to get a good print...

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-08 12:03|| 2020-04-08 12:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Want to see Matt Damon sucking ass in the next Bourne movie...

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-08 12:05|| 2020-04-08 12:05|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ Or 'Q' making for Bond a metamaterial woven set of briefs capable of emulating any anus from an MI6 database called 'The Arsehole Repository'.

Posted by Dron66046 2020-04-08 15:53|| 2020-04-08 15:53|| Front Page Top

#7 ^ "Oh, it's Jeremy Corbyn, again?"

Posted by Frank G 2020-04-08 16:25|| 2020-04-08 16:25|| Front Page Top

#8 ^ Thread of the week.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-08 18:14|| 2020-04-08 18:14|| Front Page Top

#9 We had retinal scanners as part of out multi level interior security. When I was conducting a highfalutin guest around, I would call them 'rectal scanners'. When they responded 'I don't know, kinda high' I knew we had a real (or very quick) person.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2020-04-08 18:15|| 2020-04-08 18:15|| Front Page Top

#10 Second #8.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2020-04-08 18:16|| 2020-04-08 18:16|| Front Page Top

#11 I love Rantburg posters

Posted by DarthVader 2020-04-08 20:21|| 2020-04-08 20:21|| Front Page Top

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