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2022-04-27 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
White House says Iran is ‘a few weeks or less’ from bomb breakout
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Posted by trailing wife 2022-04-27 02:13|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top
 File under: Govt of Iran 

#1 Some sarcastic / Snide Humor

CNN+ Breaking News Alert
Chris Wallace Reporting
April 04-26-22 --> WH Intro: Now a short statement by Joe Biden reading from his teleprompter while surrounded by his LSD handlers.

"I DID THIS"
My administration is in discussions with the often misjudged Iranian leadership for an Oil for Nukes deal.

The actual megaton to Oil ratio is now being worked out and we hope to reach an agreement at or near 1 Megaton per 1 Million barrels of Oil.

We have Iran's word that the nukes will not be used against the US or Europe and are only for defense against a possible CCP or Russian Attack.


Posted by NN2N1 2022-04-27 07:24||   2022-04-27 07:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Get the printing presses started.
Posted by Chris 2022-04-27 09:10||   2022-04-27 09:10|| Front Page Top

#3 How well are those electric cars going to work after the EMP?
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-27 09:20||   2022-04-27 09:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Putin Inflation and Trump's Nuke For The Ayatollahs? Bad gaslighting, puddinghead.
Posted by Frank G 2022-04-27 10:03||   2022-04-27 10:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Clinton Foundation distributing 1st Quarter updates to financiers?
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-27 10:12||   2022-04-27 10:12|| Front Page Top

#6 If Iran is only "a few weeks" from breakout, then it behooves the Juice to get busy blowing stuff up. Assuming they don't just back up a U-Haul to the storage facility and make off with the processed uranium in the middle of the night.
Posted by SteveS 2022-04-27 10:25||   2022-04-27 10:25|| Front Page Top

#7 If I get to rub the magic lamp, can one of my wishes to be for commercially viable fusion to trade places with iranian nukes as the "any day now" thing?
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-27 10:57||   2022-04-27 10:57|| Front Page Top

#8 Israel still has the Samson Option, in which they threaten the capitals of Europe with nuclear destruction if Israel is ever in danger of attack. So there's no problem, really. It's in their own self-interest to intervene in Iran.
Posted by Harry Jinelet7642 2022-04-27 16:14||   2022-04-27 16:14|| Front Page Top

#9 I am surprised. Did not John Kerry and Obama say the money deal was to ensure the Iran nuke program remained only for peaceful electrical generation purposes.
Posted by Airandee 2022-04-27 17:05||   2022-04-27 17:05|| Front Page Top

#10 Sorry to say this but if you are surprised - you haven't been paying attention.

(Or are you being sarcastic ?
Posted by CrazyFool 2022-04-27 17:40||   2022-04-27 17:40|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm guessing this means the nuke Biden is giving to Iran to study and improve their own designs is stuck in Long Beach harbor and they aren't sure when it will get loaded.
Posted by ruprecht 2022-04-27 18:57||   2022-04-27 18:57|| Front Page Top

#12  Israel still has the Samson Option, in which they threaten the capitals of Europe with nuclear destruction if Israel is ever in danger of attack.

That’s the first I’ve heard about Israel threatening Europe. It was my understanding that Israel thus threatened those who would invade Israel to destroy it. Iran comes to mind, as does Hezbollahstan; Pakistan is busy posturing, but likes to think itself too far away to partake in any festivities more than symbolically, while Saudi Arabia, et al have in recent years taken themselves off the target list by their behind-the-scenes actions even before they signed the Abraham Accords (may God bless and keep President Trump for that project alone, even if he had not done all the rest (dayenu!)).

Are you suggesting, Harry Jinelet7642, that the nations of Europe would be so stupid as to make themselves an immediate, existential threat against a country reported to have up to 400 multiple-megaton nuclear devices? I can perhaps see the replacement Muslim colonists in a generation or two thinking that a bright idea, but not the native stock.
Posted by trailing wife 2022-04-27 22:18||   2022-04-27 22:18|| Front Page Top

#13 Israel still has the Samson Option, in which they threaten the capitals of Europe with nuclear destruction if Israel is ever in danger of attack.

Behold, the next generation of absolute idiots have arrived.
Posted by Cromolet Hupeager9001 2022-04-27 22:39||   2022-04-27 22:39|| Front Page Top

#14 Thanks a hell of lot Obummer, Biden and Kerry for allowing this to happen.
Posted by JohnQC 2022-04-27 22:55||   2022-04-27 22:55|| Front Page Top

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