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2007-04-25 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-04-25 00:03|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Lost MAN SHOW episode???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-04-25 00:26|| 2007-04-25 00:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Time to call my old co-worker VALERIE PLAME at the CIA and tell her we've found competition for her salads.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-04-25 00:29|| 2007-04-25 00:29|| Front Page Top

#3 wasn't me, I swear

Posted by Captain America 2007-04-25 01:09|| 2007-04-25 01:09|| Front Page Top

#4 No doubt enormous quantities of alcohol were also involved...

Posted by PBMcL 2007-04-25 01:18|| 2007-04-25 01:18|| Front Page Top

#5 here's hoping Joe will git us the good stuff on the Wilsons.

Posted by RD">RD 2007-04-25 01:38|| 2007-04-25 01:38|| Front Page Top

#6 Captain America: You can't get away with that kind of stuff outside The Burg!

Posted by gorb 2007-04-25 02:55|| 2007-04-25 02:55|| Front Page Top

#7 So what's the charge? False advertising?

Posted by GK 2007-04-25 08:00|| 2007-04-25 08:00|| Front Page Top

#8 A cop will stick his hand in a swirling toilet for half a joint?!?

Yuk!
That's almost as bad as "assaulting" someone with burrito.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-04-25 08:11|| 2007-04-25 08:11|| Front Page Top

#9 Florida?!?!?! Again? I think the camel sat on the wrong person.

Posted by DragonFly 2007-04-25 08:39|| 2007-04-25 08:39|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm wondering about this burrito. Allegedly he stuffed it down his pants, then brandished it at a couple women, and finally put it in his boot. Now, your average burrito just can't take that kind of punishment. Does the burrito have superpowers? Was it irradiated in a terrible lab accident?

Or maybe it's a milspec burrito, with Gore-Tex tortilla and combat-capable lettuce. Are refried beans permitted under the Geneva Conventions? Enquiring minds, etc.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-04-25 11:13|| 2007-04-25 11:13|| Front Page Top

#11 So what is involved in a visit to the Doctors in Brevard County? Clowns?

Posted by 3dc 2007-04-25 11:14|| 2007-04-25 11:14|| Front Page Top

#12 re: 11

Does FSU have a medical school?

Posted by DragonFly 2007-04-25 11:41|| 2007-04-25 11:41|| Front Page Top

#13 Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men: "Wanna see my cannaloni?"

A mobster in some James Ellroy book: "I will show her my braciole..."

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2007-04-25 13:39|| 2007-04-25 13:39|| Front Page Top

#14 Re #10: "Now, your average burrito just can't take that kind of punishment." Obviously you haven't eaten at a Taco (Plaster) Bell lately????

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-04-25 15:13|| 2007-04-25 15:13|| Front Page Top

#15 "Now, your average burrito just can't take that kind of punishment."

Maybe not, but my carnitas con habanero salsa muerte (AKA Agent Orange) super burrito with Jalapeño Jack cheese and rajas en escabeche can sure dish it out.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-04-25 18:54|| 2007-04-25 18:54|| Front Page Top

#16 PS: Great reference to "The Producers", Angie!

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-04-25 18:55|| 2007-04-25 18:55|| Front Page Top

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