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2007-04-20 
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Posted by Fred 2007-04-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 People who watch my wolf-dog kick in his sleep always speculate that he's chasing rabbits when, in reality, he's really dancing the Spanish fandango with Carmen Miranda.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-04-20 00:37||   2007-04-20 00:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Is that true about the underwear?!
Posted by Howard UK 2007-04-20 05:19||   2007-04-20 05:19|| Front Page Top

#3 What underwear?
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-04-20 06:01||   2007-04-20 06:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Is "freedom from underwear" one of those "Miranda rights" I keep hearing about?
Posted by Mike 2007-04-20 06:11||   2007-04-20 06:11|| Front Page Top

#5 I've got a picture somewhere... But it's NSFW, so don't mouseover it...



Don't even mouseover.
Posted by Fred 2007-04-20 07:47||   2007-04-20 07:47|| Front Page Top

#6 WTF?
Posted by DragonFly 2007-04-20 08:55||   2007-04-20 08:55|| Front Page Top

#7 Now that I've spilled my coffee on myself...
Posted by JohnQC 2007-04-20 09:09||   2007-04-20 09:09|| Front Page Top

#8 Crikey!
Posted by Howard UK 2007-04-20 09:28||   2007-04-20 09:28|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh, they don't dance like Carmen no more.
Posted by Jimmy Buffet 2007-04-20 09:39||   2007-04-20 09:39|| Front Page Top

#10 It's a fruitopia.
Posted by Excalibur 2007-04-20 10:10||   2007-04-20 10:10|| Front Page Top

#11 On the positive side, at least it isn'r Rosie doing the Carmen impersonation.....
Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-04-20 11:59||   2007-04-20 11:59|| Front Page Top

#12 The elusive bearded fruit!
Posted by Unique Battle 2007-04-20 12:16||   2007-04-20 12:16|| Front Page Top

#13 re: arse over tea-kettle picturesque

where's the whistle?
Posted by RD">RD  2007-04-20 12:26||   2007-04-20 12:26|| Front Page Top

#14 Tes with your biscuit?
Posted by JohnQC 2007-04-20 13:55||   2007-04-20 13:55|| Front Page Top

#15 So I'm standing on a street corner in London waiting to cross when a beautiful young lady walks up and stands next to me. It was a very windy day and a sudden gust blew her dress up over her head which exposed her lack of knickers.

She fought to gain control of the dress and eventually brought it down to it's proper place. She looked at me and, not knowing what to say, I blurted out "A bit 'airy isn't it?"

"What were you expecting? she said, feathers?!"

Rimshot!!
Posted by GORT 2007-04-20 14:44||   2007-04-20 14:44|| Front Page Top

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