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2003-04-17 International
Annan begs EU to make UN relevant to Iraq
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Posted by Frank G 2003-04-17 12:37 pm|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 In other fake new today: Joey Ramone came back from the dead to headline a new version of an old favourite. Let’s go to the Baghdad Amphitheatre for a rare live (well, relatively speaking) performance:

A-ONE, A-TWO, A-ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!

Hans Blix, The UN, Chirac and Kofi,
They are so underrated!
Let’s not forget De Villepin,
Their names are consecrated!

Take me to Iraq and
show me all the sites!
Tell me where it’s hidden
so I can close my eyes!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH!

Saddam, Kimmie Castro, Mugabe,
Let’s not forget Bin Laden!
Misunderstood, they need to wear hoods,
They’ll never get a pardon.

Take me to the prisons,
take me to the crowds
These lands are so happy
that no one needs a shroud!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH!

Ba’ath, Hezbollah, Ansar-al-Islam,
PLO and al-Qaeda,
Abu Abbas, Bashar and Bob,
No one should really hate ‘em.

There are no WMD,
there never was a war!
If it were to come,
there’d be juche like none before!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH!

(Ok – you’ve got to humor me a bit on the word stresses and rhythms, but blame Samma-Lamma – she started humming the tune so I HAD to make this up!!)
Posted by Tadderly 4/17/2003 4:13:37 PM||   4/17/2003 4:13:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Better yet Kofi; How about a full court press waged against sitting un member governments who continue to plunder and sacrifice citizens of their own countries with oppressive acts of violence and economic mayhem? Why kofi should anyone help you push your cronies to the table of largess when you and your blood red hand dictators have never offered proof of their own resumes which got them the table in the first place. The u n is demystified, many of its memebers are little more than thugs in suits, the un has no standards, look at libya as a member of the human rights commisssion.

No kofi, we've had more than enough of the politics of diplomacy by thugs.
Posted by AnonymousLy yours  2003-04-17 12:53:55||   2003-04-17 12:53:55|| Front Page Top

#3 "It is vital that we heal that division now," Mr. Annan said. "The world cannot afford a long period of recrimination."

You're right Kofi. We need a short, but highly intense period of recrimination. In the past, the US has made serious mistakes in backing dictators. However, we have a good bloodletting (figuratively speaking) and we get it out in the open and go on. You and your UN-iks have made an INDUSTRY out of LOOTING Iraq of her wealth with the Oil for Food Palaces Program and that will not stand. Your game is over except for the crying (on your part).
Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-04-17 13:27:54||   2003-04-17 13:27:54|| Front Page Top

#4 PLEASE!! They're about to shread my UN branded Credit Card. Do it for the Bureaucrats Children.
Posted by rg117 2003-04-17 13:42:08||   2003-04-17 13:42:08|| Front Page Top

#5 What representative in the UN did you vote for? Exactly - thats why it lacks legitimacy.
Posted by Yosemite Sam 2003-04-17 13:59:55||   2003-04-17 13:59:55|| Front Page Top

#6 In other fake new today: Joey Ramone came back from the dead to headline a new version of an old favourite. Let’s go to the Baghdad Amphitheatre for a rare live (well, relatively speaking) performance:

A-ONE, A-TWO, A-ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!

Hans Blix, The UN, Chirac and Kofi,
They are so underrated!
Let’s not forget De Villepin,
Their names are consecrated!

Take me to Iraq and
show me all the sites!
Tell me where it’s hidden
so I can close my eyes!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH!

Saddam, Kimmie Castro, Mugabe,
Let’s not forget Bin Laden!
Misunderstood, they need to wear hoods,
They’ll never get a pardon.

Take me to the prisons,
take me to the crowds
These lands are so happy
that no one needs a shroud!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH!

Ba’ath, Hezbollah, Ansar-al-Islam,
PLO and al-Qaeda,
Abu Abbas, Bashar and Bob,
No one should really hate ‘em.

There are no WMD,
there never was a war!
If it were to come,
there’d be juche like none before!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH!

(Ok – you’ve got to humor me a bit on the word stresses and rhythms, but blame Samma-Lamma – she started humming the tune so I HAD to make this up!!)
Posted by Tadderly 2003-04-17 16:13:37||   2003-04-17 16:13:37|| Front Page Top

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