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2009-04-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Thousands of Dolphins Block Somali Pirates

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Posted by Sherry 2009-04-14 10:21|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 and were later turned into soup by the enterprising Chinese sailors

Posted by john frum 2009-04-14 10:35|| 2009-04-14 10:35|| Front Page Top

#2 I think AP and Deacon could dream up some better recipes than soup.... heh.... whale (Dolphin) meat ...

Posted by 3dc 2009-04-14 10:45|| 2009-04-14 10:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Chicken Fried Dolphin and Steamed Shrimp. Surf and Surf.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2009-04-14 11:03|| 2009-04-14 11:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Have the CIA trained the dolphins to attack pirates yet?LOL

Posted by Paul2 2009-04-14 11:31|| 2009-04-14 11:31|| Front Page Top

#5 So is dolphin fishing tuna safe?

Inquiring minds and all . . . .

Posted by GORT 2009-04-14 11:31|| 2009-04-14 11:31|| Front Page Top

#6 If there are that many dolphins there must be fish. So much for the Somali claim that those waters have been fished out.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2009-04-14 11:39|| 2009-04-14 11:39|| Front Page Top

#7 "The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins."

I see they've programmed the style of the "running dogs of capitalism" penman! Good for them. Lamentable littleness is a cute turn of phrase.

Posted by Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division 2009-04-14 12:04|| 2009-04-14 12:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Will the One be taking credit for this piracy success story as well?

Posted by Captain Throtle7951 2009-04-14 12:12|| 2009-04-14 12:12|| Front Page Top

#9 Perhaps Apollo has awoken and, fresh from guiding the bows of SEALs, continues his protection. The sea-mohommatons should take heed in angering this God.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-04-14 12:59|| 2009-04-14 12:59|| Front Page Top

#10 But did they have lasers on their foreheads? ;-) I do seem to recall that the Navy has been working with dolphins and porpoises for quite some time.

Posted by trailing wife in Buffalo 2009-04-14 13:17|| 2009-04-14 13:17|| Front Page Top

#11 It appears Dark Lord Cheney has had the Hunter/Killer dolphins moved from New Orleans. Can't wait for Sy Hersh's inside story in Press TV Iran...

Posted by tu3031 2009-04-14 13:26|| 2009-04-14 13:26|| Front Page Top

#12 Day of the Dolphin II: This Time, It's Personal! starring Jackie Chan.

Posted by Mike 2009-04-14 13:29|| 2009-04-14 13:29|| Front Page Top

#13 I smell something fishing. I'm not sure I can believe that pirates wouldn't simple go through the dolphins.

Posted by Mike N. 2009-04-14 14:57|| 2009-04-14 14:57|| Front Page Top

#14 Dolphins. Why do they hate us?

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2009-04-14 15:37|| 2009-04-14 15:37|| Front Page Top

#15 Dolphins with friking lasers attached to their heads.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2009-04-14 15:38|| 2009-04-14 15:38|| Front Page Top

#16 A Miracle of Aden?

Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H. 2009-04-14 16:50|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/] 2009-04-14 16:50|| Front Page Top

#17 Captain Throtle, the sly and wily Chinese have cropped the picture so that The One's herd of unicorns can't be seen leading the pod of dolphins.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2009-04-14 20:11|| 2009-04-14 20:11|| Front Page Top

#18 Halliburton has a Dolphin Division? Flipper, you magnificent bastartd!

Posted by Kofi Flomotch5556 2009-04-14 21:25|| 2009-04-14 21:25|| Front Page Top

#19 A miracle!
Obama commanded the sea to fall and it revealed the anti-pirate porpoises!

Posted by Bright Pebbles the flatulent 2009-04-14 22:43|| 2009-04-14 22:43|| Front Page Top

#20 #15 - lol!

Posted by Gluting Fillmore6653 2009-04-14 23:55|| 2009-04-14 23:55|| Front Page Top

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