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2007-04-03 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-04-03 08:53|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Is there a legal min or max for giving ~~head~~ 'Xmas'?

Posted by Brett 2007-04-03 09:22|| 2007-04-03 09:22|| Front Page Top

#2 when breath tested

"here - you need a tic-tac...your breath smells like..."

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-04-03 10:10|| 2007-04-03 10:10|| Front Page Top

#3 Hey. No teeth...

Posted by tu3031 2007-04-03 10:12|| 2007-04-03 10:12|| Front Page Top

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'I know what you need'

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-04-03 10:14|| 2007-04-03 10:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Good lord, Anonymoose. What is it going to do when it comes to its senses at 40? Serious expenses for capping the filed teeth, remedial plastic surgery for the tongue and eyebrows, but nothing is going to remove the signs of those elaborate tattoos.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-04-03 11:25|| 2007-04-03 11:25|| Front Page Top

#6 tw--You're making two big assumptions: That it will come to its senses, and that it will want to live to 40 (or beyond).

Posted by Dar">Dar 2007-04-03 12:39|| 2007-04-03 12:39|| Front Page Top

#7 What senses?

More importantly, NEVER trust Natascha Mueller if she asks you out for a bite.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-04-03 12:52|| 2007-04-03 12:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Isn't this a repeat from last week..... Oh wait, that was a 4 legged dog.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-04-03 14:43|| 2007-04-03 14:43|| Front Page Top

#9 It prob'ly doesn't want to live to be 40 now, though as 40 approaches it'll look better, until it's in the rear view mirror, where it looks really good.

Posted by Fred 2007-04-03 15:14|| 2007-04-03 15:14|| Front Page Top

#10 "The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested."

Are they sure it wasn't from gargling with booze (for sanitizing purposes only) after the deed?

Eeewwwwwww....

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-04-03 21:33|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2007-04-03 21:33|| Front Page Top

#11 What? No brats?

Posted by Captain America 2007-04-03 22:23|| 2007-04-03 22:23|| Front Page Top

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