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2009-03-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by john frum 2009-03-30 12:11|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 A .17 HMR bolt gun is the obvious solution to Ms Nutt's troubles.

Posted by no mo uro 2009-03-30 12:43|| 2009-03-30 12:43|| Front Page Top

#2 http://www.vi-r-us.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/squirrel.jpg

"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that squirrel's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"

"I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *squirrel*, isn't it?

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-03-30 13:40|| 2009-03-30 13:40|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm very disappointed this article wasn't accompanied by a picture of the woman in question. It's obvious she's got some serious animal magnetism!

Posted by Dar">Dar 2009-03-30 14:07|| 2009-03-30 14:07|| Front Page Top

#4 I'd say she needs a brace of terriers or a passel of cats, but since she's already gone in for poison in what sounds like a pretty big way, that probably wouldn't work out well.

Tear the sucker down & rebuild. Once you've got rotting carcases in the crawlspaces, you're fucked.

Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H. 2009-03-30 16:04|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/] 2009-03-30 16:04|| Front Page Top

#5 Una Nutt, you say? I suggest body armour, m'dear...

Posted by mojo 2009-03-30 16:23|| 2009-03-30 16:23|| Front Page Top

#6 Less permament than a good rimfire rifle, but perhaps more humorous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjhsZdebxOk

Posted by no mo uro 2009-03-30 17:00|| 2009-03-30 17:00|| Front Page Top

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