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2004-03-17 Europe

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Posted by Fred 2004-03-17 11:26|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Police detained 21-year-old Lokman Aslan after finding three dismembered fingers outside the police station in the city's Beyoglu district late on Tuesday, the Anatolia news agency reported. Officers searching hospitals found Aslan four hours after the explosion at a private hospital, a few kilometres away.

"Holmes, how do you do it?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson. If the fingers fit, he must submit!"

Posted by Steve 2004-3-17 12:48:36 PM|| 2004-3-17 12:48:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Aslan? Great -- next will be the K'Kree.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-3-17 2:23:42 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2004-3-17 2:23:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "..exploded prematurely outside an Istanbul police station, maiming the man..."

This is good. In these situations, if the phrase isn't "killing the man", "maiming" is the next best thing, you lousy murderin' fucks!

Posted by Hyper 2004-3-17 9:47:25 PM|| 2004-3-17 9:47:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Blowing off three fingers only gets you a couple feels on a 12-year-old when you finally go titzup.

Posted by Fred 2004-3-17 10:13:55 PM|| 2004-3-17 10:13:55 PM|| Front Page Top

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