Archived material Access restricted Article
Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Tue 03/16/2004 View Mon 03/15/2004 View Sun 03/14/2004 View Sat 03/13/2004 View Fri 03/12/2004 View Thu 03/11/2004 View Wed 03/10/2004
1
2004-03-16 China-Japan-Koreas
News Flash! North Korea Invents Grass!
Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.
Posted by Steve 2004-03-16 10:41:04 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Umm, I think he's describing crabgrass.
Posted by 11A5S 2004-3-16 11:19:10 AM||   2004-3-16 11:19:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Ha HA HA fucking excellent laugh, the hight of Nork science,can't stop laughing. Like something from a bad comedy sketch,well a good one actually
Posted by Jon Shep U.K 2004-3-16 11:30:10 AM||   2004-3-16 11:30:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 they can grow grass but not food?
Posted by smokeysinse 2004-3-16 11:47:19 AM||   2004-3-16 11:47:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 they can grow grass but not food?
Posted by smokeysinse 2004-3-16 11:47:38 AM||   2004-3-16 11:47:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Why should they grow food? The NGOs are more then happy to feed their starving people so that Kimmie-boy can have his army of thugs.
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-3-16 11:55:11 AM||   2004-3-16 11:55:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Frankly, after five years of drought and water bills that take a healthy chunk out of my paycheck, I'm looking for any type of grass that will grow in crappy, mostly-sand soil, needs little water, and is a color other than mud brown. Oh, and it has to be able to withstand temperatures ranging from -30F to over +100F, survive on 15 inches of moisture a year (or less), and capable of surviving in air about 30% thinner than sea level... and be cheap to buy! If Kimmie baby's grass will do that, I've got enough concerned neighbors to take out the NKor government. I wouldn't pay this POS anything for anything, but I'm not averse to stealing from them. NKor would be toast!
Posted by Old Patriot  2004-3-16 1:24:59 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm]  2004-3-16 1:24:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Hmm..I wonder what sort of tree bark gets served with this new grass. Something light like Birch or more robust like Oak?
Posted by JerseyMike  2004-3-16 3:05:23 PM||   2004-3-16 3:05:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 OP: My friend you need Zoysia Grass! Look for the great big yellow ad in Parade and other fine periodicals.

LOL. I used to edit (seriously) a magazine which relied on Zoysia Grass! for 15% of its ad revenue. It was much fun. PS remember to ask for the grass installer. (Broom handle with a nail)
Posted by Shipman 2004-3-16 4:36:22 PM||   2004-3-16 4:36:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 The proud inventor was recently overheard:

"It's a combination of Pyongyang Blue, featherbed bent, and Northern Korean Sensimean. You can play 18 holes on it during the day, and get stoned to the Bejesus belt on this stuff dat night." - Kim Young Spagler, DPRK
Posted by eLarson 2004-3-16 5:09:04 PM||   2004-3-16 5:09:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 The NorKs have got to have something to sell, now that the bottom has dropped out of the ballistic-missile market. The Muslims take a very dim view of their populations using white slag.
Posted by Pappy 2004-3-16 7:36:34 PM||   2004-3-16 7:36:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Super grass! Super rocks! Super dirt!
Can anything stop these amazing people?!
Posted by tu3031 2004-3-16 9:43:43 PM||   2004-3-16 9:43:43 PM|| Front Page Top

08:27 sakattack
08:07 Anonymous
07:30 B
07:19 B
07:06 B
07:03 Shipman
05:37 Howard UK
04:42 sakattack
04:11 ed
04:10 ed
04:05 ed
01:52 Atomic Conspiracy
00:19 Brewer
00:17 Brewer
00:03 Les Nessman
23:27 CrazyFool
23:21 Tibor
23:14 tu3031
23:10 Alaska Paul
23:08 Mike Sylwester
23:06 Alaska Paul
23:05 Lucky
22:58 Mike Sylwester
22:51 GK









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com