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2004-03-15 Trolls and Spam

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Posted by 2004-03-15 4:07:57 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Old Son, you are one troubled individual. You may wish to seek a bit of help somewhere. No, not in a mosque for heaven sakes. Visit a professional wig mechanic and show him what you wrote. Good luck.

Posted by Anonymous 2004-3-15 4:33:02 AM|| 2004-3-15 4:33:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Why don't we leave this one for Fred to erase without further comment. I didn't realize that pillow parlors provide their guests with internet access. Art Therapy would be a more constructive use of our tax dollars. Plus the purchase of crayons helps the economy however marginally.

I feel like a zookeeper encouraging kids to move past the orangutanâs cage explaining that while its really cool to watch him barf, if you hang out he'll eat it next and your cotton candy won't taste so good to you.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-15 4:46:25 AM|| 2004-3-15 4:46:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Is so troublesome for Jews to accept critics or joocy are so historically brain death that any criticism reverse them in so sort of mental torpor and travel them to the repeating course of history to the same repetitious process of destruction and misery. Eleano

Posted by Anonymous 2004-3-15 4:53:06 AM|| 2004-3-15 4:53:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Please torture Dershowitz, not me -- I'll tell you all I know Of freedom-hating terrorists And poisoned H2O. Here's what I'll say without delay So you can skip the rack No shock machines: I'll spill the beans And never answer back. I'll finger all conspirators Turn in my mom and fadda I'll even point my finger joint At Alan of al Q'adda. For might this guy be but a spy? Is Al our source of trouble? Could Harvard's hunk be but a skunk That turned the Tow'rs to rubble? At first I'm sure he'll claim he's pure, But truth's not far to seek: It soon will come right from his lips Between each curdling shreek! How long do you suppose it takes A man whose balls are fryin' To fess up to the Holocaust Or Protocols of Zion? The Inquisition was no peer For Mossad and Shin Bet Who've now refined and redesigned The treatment young Pals get. So torture Dershowitz, not me; I choke upon such diet; And if the Dersh loves torture so Let him be first to try it! Plez leave this to #2 Fred screeching litle one Eleano The restauratour

Posted by Anonymous 2004-3-15 4:58:11 AM|| 2004-3-15 4:58:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Actually Eleanor, I'm Irish. It's actually not your criticism of Jews that causes us to think that you are deranged. Your incoherence, poor spelling, lack of grammar and inability to adhere to the rules of punctuation that make you so easy to parody. Your writing is so consistently smells that no one in the area pretends that someone just farted. Everyone is left sure that we are in the presence of a mentality that has pinched a loaf into his under shorts and has no intension of retiring to the bathroom to change the old pampers.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-15 5:05:57 AM|| 2004-3-15 5:05:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 super hose sup hose or super super grammathic tich Irish or Hidish blob on weelchair living on my taxes
did anybody realize that Anglo or Irish or from the fu#@ are from joocy, pack in defensive way all the times that is a very gregarious tribe pack mentality that we like to esploit.
Eleano
the restaurator
Chef
Garconier
Matre D

Posted by Anonymous 2004-3-15 5:29:40 AM|| 2004-3-15 5:29:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Eleanor, seeing that you aren't much good at debate on the issues, let's cut to the turkey - you guys really do wash your hands when you leave the washroom, don't you?

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-15 5:41:21 AM|| 2004-3-15 5:41:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 And the quislings did quizzle and the quakers did shake,
and Eli the moonbat did scurry and bake,
another long rant for the Jews to mock,
for such is the fate of cooks who suck cock.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-3-15 5:41:21 AM|| 2004-3-15 5:41:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Although you apparently are Jew-wise to the extent that you can criticize the Zionists without guilt, you still exhibit a rather amoral attitude to the use of torture by them: "Personally, I do not condemn the Israelis for using torture as such, because I know the Arabs are a brutal people whose system of laws have not evolved by accident, but rather in response to this nature: A society of brutal people cannot survive without brutal laws, and the chopping of heads, feet and hands surely ranks among the world's most brutal law enforcement practices. In contrast, however, I do condemn the Big Jews for trying to bring their mideast practices to America, and indeed for encouraging the multiculturalism which has brought Western civilization to the point of collapse by producing a tsunami of Turd-Worlders which have washed up on American and European shores." The problem with this passage is that you allow the Zionists to torture the victims of their original invasion and occupation of Palestine. You're smart enough not to try to say that, well, they're there, so the Palestinians ought just to accept reality and learn to live with it. But there is no living with it, as we now see. The Palestinians are expected either to get the hell out or be killed. The Zionists will not stop killing them and torturing them until they all leave. And then the Zionists will force other Arabs to leave their countries until it's all Eretz Israel. But you don't like that the big Jews bring their practices here! How hypocritical. It's fine that they torture and kill Palestinians in Palestine, but not in our backyard - right? Well, because of this cowardly attitude, Jews have the upper hand in this country. If it's okay with you that they murder and steal in one guy's country, why shouldn't they do in your country, too? What's the difference? Only where you live. How typically American. We are the most arrogant and ignorant bastards in the world. We don't know or care about what or how other people think. If they don't think the way we do, if they don't act in our interests every step of the way, then screw 'em - right? Torture 'em! Except Israel! Israel can blow our sailors out of the water, fail to notify the marines that a suicide truck is being sent, try to assassinate a president, spy on us, steal and sell nuclear secrets from Los Alamos, a soak up billions of taxed dollars every year just to maintain their totally artificial and unnatural position in Palestine, and you say it's okay for them to torture their victims further. You just don't want them doing that kind of stuff over here, where we might have to see it. Or experience it. What exactly has any Arab done to you or to the United States? What evidence do you have that any Arab has hurt us in any way? (The FBI doesn't have any - do you?) What has any of these guys done to you or us that would justify being tortured? You call them "a society of brutal people" -- because they punish crime harshly. How many atom bombs have the Arabs dropped on innocent civilians? How many blockbusters have they dropped on apartment houses with people in them, hoping to get one enemy? How many American girls have they run over with bulldozers? How many heads of state have Arabs blasted and forced to live in rubble? How many Arab spies have been caught stealing the family jewels here? Isn't the answer a big fat zero? Isn't it rather we who have done nasty things to Arabs? Such as kill a million and a half or so Iraqis since 1991 - for what? Such as make possible the Jewish takeover of Palestine? Such as kill or depose Arab and Persian nationalist leaders who sought independence from us? Haven't we made all of Israel's aggression possible since 1948? So, I don't get your cavalier attitude regarding torture of people who resent living under totalitarian Judaism. You must know, dimly, how bad it is because you don't want the Big Jews bringing their practices here. Well, buddy - we deserve to have them here, because that's what we've done to others. So get ready.
ELEANO
the ssssuper Maitre d
chef restaurantor ecc ecc
Ps a note to all brain incapacitated but grammathical inclined
did you realized that this is not my language expressing myself in anglo is ok, but as anglo brain struture also phonethicaly that constrution of frases are limited

Posted by Anonymous 2004-3-15 5:57:52 AM|| 2004-3-15 5:57:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 You wouldn't go near this guy on the street, SH, so why talk to him in here? Walk away backwards, slowly. Don't make eye contact. Let Fred delete.

Posted by Bulldog 2004-3-15 6:11:56 AM|| 2004-3-15 6:11:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Well said Bulldog!

Posted by Phil B 2004-3-15 6:29:03 AM|| 2004-3-15 6:29:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Bulldog - well said.

I vote that linkless rants immediately get deleted.

Posted by B 2004-3-15 6:37:30 AM|| 2004-3-15 6:37:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 We never should of taught the arabs to cut and paste.

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-15 7:09:01 AM|| 2004-3-15 7:09:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 Shipman,
Had we smeared a little pork fat on the "paste button", the problem would have been nipped at the bud ;)

Posted by Elder of Zion 2004-3-15 8:20:50 AM|| 2004-3-15 8:20:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 I enjoy clubbing a troll as much as the next guy but this one has to go.

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2004-3-15 8:25:00 AM|| 2004-3-15 8:25:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 I thought the Rantburg policy was to only post articles and to leave the ranting to comments. It's one thing for trolls to post comments, but out with the pure diatribes! (at least the Muckster is funny)

Posted by Spot 2004-3-15 8:58:46 AM|| 2004-3-15 8:58:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 I agree Shipman. Next they will figure out that a sentence relates a subject, object and verb, and really shocking things could happen. They could even make sense.

Nah! Won't happen!

Posted by Phil B 2004-3-15 8:59:19 AM|| 2004-3-15 8:59:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 I enjoy clubbing a troll as much as the next guy but this one has to go.

Looks like he scored a LOT of rock this time, and has to burn through it all before he gets bored.

Anyways, you can almost always tell when a troll posts an article here. No comments, hardly any editing, just plain text.

So there it is: An easy way to spot a troll so you can move on.

Posted by badanov 2004-3-15 9:00:36 AM|| [http://www.rkka.org] 2004-3-15 9:00:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#19 Fred: can you get Charles from LGF to ping him? Then you can contact his boss and complain if he mailed from work.

Posted by Anon1 2004-3-15 9:26:29 AM|| 2004-3-15 9:26:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#20 EoZ (Colton L.) are you newly arrived from France?

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-15 10:50:37 AM|| 2004-3-15 10:50:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#21 Apologies Bulldog, I was just trying to see whether I could drive him into cardiac arrest and thus rid Rantburg of his wisdom for 6 months or so. I will go back to taunting my employees.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-15 11:50:26 AM|| 2004-3-15 11:50:26 AM|| Front Page Top

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