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2020-03-07 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

O.J. Simpson heads to Costco to join panic buyers by stockpiling toilet paper and water amid coronavirus fears

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Posted by Besoeker 2020-03-07 08:31|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 Whatever you do, don't cut in line in front of him.

Posted by charger 2020-03-07 10:00|| 2020-03-07 10:00|| Front Page Top

#2 Thought he could just knife through the crowd.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-03-07 10:14|| 2020-03-07 10:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Can't we exile this monster?

Posted by Lex 2020-03-07 11:19|| 2020-03-07 11:19|| Front Page Top

#4 Don't forget the gloves ... and knives.

Posted by Black Charlie Flerong3458 2020-03-07 11:55|| 2020-03-07 11:55|| Front Page Top

#5 O.J. was taking a stab at getting some bung fodder before it was sold out.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-03-07 13:24|| 2020-03-07 13:24|| Front Page Top

#6 Who needs toilet paper when you have the New York Times?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2020-03-07 13:41|| 2020-03-07 13:41|| Front Page Top

#7 When your Villonous bowels get loose,
Folks, take some advice from the Juice:
On such an occasion
I wax Rabelaisian
And tear off the neck of a goose.
Grab one today at Les Halles or your friendly neighborhood ~~tabac~~ gooseherd!

Posted by Muggsy Flotch1015 2020-03-07 17:05|| 2020-03-07 17:05|| Front Page Top

#8 Running out of toilet paper? Is Sanders president already?

Posted by European Conservative 2020-03-07 17:10|| 2020-03-07 17:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Don't forget to pick up some small latex gloves.

Posted by gorb 2020-03-07 23:09|| 2020-03-07 23:09|| Front Page Top

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