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2007-03-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring

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Posted by Steve 2007-03-16 09:48|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Newspapers reproduced

Did they have to use reproduced? I don't know which is worse, having your testicles ripped out or having your entire crotch packed in ice all the way to the hospital.

Posted by ed 2007-03-16 10:12|| 2007-03-16 10:12|| Front Page Top

#2 "Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring"

AlGore's bothering matadors now? Will he stop at nothing?

Oh, wait....

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-03-16 10:29|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2007-03-16 10:29|| Front Page Top

#3 I guess the bull was feeling horny .

Sorry couldnt resist :)

Posted by MacNails 2007-03-16 10:55|| 2007-03-16 10:55|| Front Page Top

#4 How did ESPN miss this one?

Spanish TV uses to replay this kind of incidents in slow motion.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-03-16 11:02|| 2007-03-16 11:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Here it as again on replay, Sparky.
Woah, Biff... that's gotta hurt!
Let's look at it again, Sparky...

Posted by tu3031 2007-03-16 11:16|| 2007-03-16 11:16|| Front Page Top

#6 "Well, the bull got pretty good air with that toss. And here comes Fernando.....WOW, did you see that! As soon as he hit the ground, the bull nailed him again. That certainly gives new meaning to the phrase; "Hook um, Horns". Back to you, Biff."

Posted by Steve 2007-03-16 12:01|| 2007-03-16 12:01|| Front Page Top

#7 I hate it when you see the words "eviscerate" and "testicle" in the same sentence. I don't think I could cross my legs any closer.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2007-03-16 12:05|| 2007-03-16 12:05|| Front Page Top

#8 Seville teevee had some gruesome super slo-mo coverage of a junior matador bullfight while I was there this summer. The bull did not die well.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-03-16 12:56|| 2007-03-16 12:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Will bookmark this one for further investigation.

Posted by Darwin 2007-03-16 14:49|| 2007-03-16 14:49|| Front Page Top

#10 owwwww

Posted by RD 2007-03-16 22:17|| 2007-03-16 22:17|| Front Page Top

#11 No news on whether Senor Cruz intends a career change by joining the Vienna Boys Choir.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-16 23:30|| 2007-03-16 23:30|| Front Page Top

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