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2007-03-16

Good morning....

Posted by Fred 2007-03-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Ernie Kovacs has not a thing on her, trust me.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-16 00:04|| 2007-03-16 00:04|| Front Page Top

#2 Not even a box of Dutch Masters,Zenster?

Posted by GK 2007-03-16 00:27|| 2007-03-16 00:27|| Front Page Top

#3 Fred, please trace the foregoing post that was falsely made in my name. My admiration for Ernie Kovacs could never overcome the adoration I feel for womankind at any time.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-16 02:21|| 2007-03-16 02:21|| Front Page Top

#4 "Not even a box of Dutch Masters,Zenster?"

Let me put it this way, GK. I have a cigar box collection of over 10,000 units in total plus encyclopedic books on labels and rings. For now, we'll leave out the variety of unsmoked three dimensional hand carved Turkish meerschaum pipes, solid amber cigar holders, metal Camel, Chesterfield and Lucky Strikes cigarette tins, and other exceptionally rare examples of tobacciana in my collection. A cardboard Dutch Masters rendition rates less than even the cheapest Robert Burns or White Owl piece of crap my Danish grandfather ever gave me. Even he wouldn't smoke that kind of trash.

Let me know when you're ready to discuss varnished solid mahogany H. Upmann's or Partagas boxes with brass hinges and closures. Then we can go on to talk about Monte Cristo Cubanos.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-16 02:39|| 2007-03-16 02:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Zenster.... all I can say is, cough, cough cough, hack, weeze....hack, hack, spit. I have sold my entire collection and walk-in humidor to help pay for.. hack, hack, hack, this oxygen tank and cart, but I still have a life size wooden Indian out in the gararge. Might you be interested?

Posted by Besoeker 2007-03-16 03:07|| 2007-03-16 03:07|| Front Page Top

#6 You guys can discuss humidors while I sneak off with the goods.

Posted by gorb 2007-03-16 04:26|| 2007-03-16 04:26|| Front Page Top

#7 Not to change the subject, but are you sure that's not Julie Newmar?

Posted by Bobby 2007-03-16 05:39|| 2007-03-16 05:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Nope, Julie Newmar was much hotter. Almost looks like that former Miss America actress. She was on Barnaby Jones, can't think..

Posted by Steve 2007-03-16 07:36|| 2007-03-16 07:36|| Front Page Top

#9 OT: I just caught the tail end of a local (DC) news story. A 26 year old Beltway Sniper lookalike was being arrested for beating to death a man after he refused to buy his "religious" CDs. Hmmmm, were they Amish CDs? Need more info, but....

Posted by Captain_Lewis 2007-03-16 08:00|| 2007-03-16 08:00|| Front Page Top

#10 Not Amish, not Quakers...hmmmm. Other religions of peace?

Posted by JohnQC 2007-03-16 08:12|| 2007-03-16 08:12|| Front Page Top

#11 At some point people are more or less all at once going to decide enough is enough. It will be a Rosa Parks moment with a spicey salsa Reconquista angle.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-03-16 08:45|| 2007-03-16 08:45|| Front Page Top

#12 He was a "christian" nutcase:
A Texas man accused of fatally beating a stranger at a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop considered himself a prophet and believed a CD he made would become part of the Bible. Brian White, 26, of Humble, Texas, was charged with murder Thursday, after he approached a 75-year-old Russian immigrant and asked him to buy a religious CD. When he was rebuffed, White savagely beat him on the head with a large rock, state police said. He then fled from the scene and led state police on a 70-mile chase before he was captured.

On his Web site MySpace, White wrote: ". . . my Album which I believe will be part of The next century Bible is called the Book of Brian. . . . I dont go around trying to ruin peoples life, I just obey God." White, who left Houston for New York about 2 a.m. Wednesday, state police said, had been troubled lately but didn't seem dangerous, his family said. "He's a Christian guy. He made lots of Christian CDs. My son has never been involved in anything . . .," his mother Laverne Cavitt said, her voice trailing off into sobs.

Posted by Steve 2007-03-16 09:48|| 2007-03-16 09:48|| Front Page Top

#13 At the rest stop was Michail J. Makarenko, 75, of Virginia, and his interpreter, who were traveling to northern New Jersey and New York City to visit family, state police said.

Makarenko was an anti-communist activist who had spent 11 years as a political prisoner in the former Soviet Union for displaying avant-garde art in a gallery, said Lee Edwards, of Washington, D.C., an associate of Makarenko's.

This sucks. Thank you for your courage, Mr. Makarenko. You deserved better.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-03-16 09:58|| 2007-03-16 09:58|| Front Page Top

#14 My bad. Jumped the gun -- I thought it looked like SJS. Must be my Islamaphobia kicking in.

Posted by Captain Lewis 2007-03-16 09:58|| 2007-03-16 09:58|| Front Page Top

#15 zenster; what is my tin Romeo & Julieta de Alvarez y Garcia Habana emblam with Push button color photo of the loving pair worth? Has only two cigars inside and they must be very old.

Posted by Albemarle Chaigum3486 2007-03-16 10:04|| 2007-03-16 10:04|| Front Page Top

#16 ". . . my Album which I believe will be part of The next century Bible is called the Book of Brian. . . ."

M u s t ... r e f r a i n ... f r o m ...m a k i n g ... L i f e ... o f ... B r i a n ... j o k e .

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-16 10:58|| 2007-03-16 10:58|| Front Page Top

#17 In case you want to post OT theread please don't spoil the Good Morning article. You diostract me from the contempltaon of the esquisite Nancy Kovac

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-03-16 11:27|| 2007-03-16 11:27|| Front Page Top

#18 Damn--this is one of the purtiest "Good Morning" models we've had, and the thread turns to Brian the Bible Beater and cigars (and not even cigars in the "Monica" sense)? I'm sorely disappointed...

Posted by Dar">Dar 2007-03-16 12:08|| 2007-03-16 12:08|| Front Page Top

#19 Steve - that would be Lee Meriwether...who was hot, but not as sultry as Ms. Newmar

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-03-16 14:27|| 2007-03-16 14:27|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-03-16 17:04|| 2007-03-16 17:04|| Front Page Top

#21 You are kindness itself, Nimble Spemble, to be so helpful to a lost soul. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2007-03-16 20:32|| 2007-03-16 20:32|| Front Page Top

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