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2005-03-11 China-Japan-Koreas
Another KCNA Exclusive: North Korea Invents Heat!
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Posted by tu3031 2005-03-11 12:40:39 PM|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 It provides 25 degrees C in summer and 22 degrees C in winter,

Oh, that old Russian joke - 'We have hot and cold water; hot in the summer and cold in the winter.'
Posted by Raj 2005-03-11 1:22:17 PM||   2005-03-11 1:22:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 In Next Week's Edition: The Paektusan Institute of Architecture of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has developed indoor plumbing.
Posted by Tom 2005-03-11 1:37:02 PM||   2005-03-11 1:37:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Olde favorite Russian funny:

Doctor: We can remove that toumor March 28, 2008.
Patient (screaming): NO!
Doctor: Sorry, soonest avilable date.
Patient: You don't understand! That's the day they're putting in my phone!
Posted by Shipman 2005-03-11 1:49:02 PM||   2005-03-11 1:49:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 

All of Pyongyang celebrates Dear Leader, Kin Jong-Il's invention of Indoor Central heating!

No longer will the great masses have to rely on woven bark sweaters to stay warm...
Posted by BigEd 2005-03-11 1:50:49 PM||   2005-03-11 1:50:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Big Ed, do you mean they can now eat the bark instead of wear it? Wow!
(everybody do happy little juche dance!!)
Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-03-11 3:00:58 PM|| [http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2005-03-11 3:00:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 
HVAC> HUH???
Posted by Hupuck Thrish6219 2005-03-11 4:34:36 PM||   2005-03-11 4:34:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Desert Blondie - YES! And they sprinkle a little nuke plant waste water on it for spice!

If it don't glow, its a no-no...
Posted by BigEd 2005-03-11 4:58:03 PM||   2005-03-11 4:58:03 PM|| Front Page Top

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