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2004-03-07 Down Under

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Posted by Dan Darling 2004-03-07 12:24:12 AM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why is it that the first thing said that when them crazy Imams get confronted by their own words is "Its been misinterpreted" or "its out of context". Exactly how are we supposed to interpret it eh? Do we have those magic descramblers in our cereal boxes do it for us?

Posted by Valentine 2004-3-7 1:13:39 AM|| 2004-3-7 1:13:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Coach wants to see you in his office after practice today. Bring your jewelled turban and your fatwa stamper."

Posted by Seafarious 2004-3-7 1:37:11 AM|| 2004-3-7 1:37:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Mufti should be fucking hung

Posted by Jon Shep U.K 2004-3-7 5:07:41 AM|| 2004-3-7 5:07:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Seafarious--LOL!

Posted by JDB 2004-3-7 5:13:48 AM|| 2004-3-7 5:13:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 My digital ROP translator says:

Death to infidels really means Can I join you at your Sunday worship service? There is so much to learn about faith, peace, and tolerance.

Go and explode yourself in yonder bus really means Let's pet fluffy bunnies together.

Posted by ed 2004-3-7 6:26:50 AM|| 2004-3-7 6:26:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 That should be: My digital ROP misinterpreter says:

Posted by ed 2004-3-7 7:00:18 AM|| 2004-3-7 7:00:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Way funny Seafarious. Perhaps he'll wind up at a Double A Mosque somewhere.

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-7 9:50:04 AM|| 2004-3-7 9:50:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 When you lose 63 to nothing, the Double A teams don't want you, either. This guy should be re-assigned to the tent mosque in Bam.

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-3-7 12:34:37 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2004-3-7 12:34:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Feh! 8 comments and nobody mentioned Mr Mehboob's name? What are we all getting past sophomoric snarky comments here?

Posted by Frank G 2004-3-7 2:13:52 PM|| 2004-3-7 2:13:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Shipman----Double A Mosque! That's a keeper. LOL!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-3-7 2:55:17 PM|| 2004-3-7 2:55:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Only it's spelled moskkk - can't remember whom we should credit, but I think some form of ~~derision (heh!)~~ recognition is due. Infinitely more appropriate!!!

Sea - Kudos! Definitely a keeper!

Posted by .com 2004-3-7 3:21:59 PM|| 2004-3-7 3:21:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Maybe it would help if his Muftiness would stop being so goddam allegorical and just say what he means?

Nah...

Posted by mojo 2004-3-7 4:09:35 PM|| 2004-3-7 4:09:35 PM|| Front Page Top

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