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2007-03-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Setting penis on fire nets four-year term

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Posted by Steve 2007-03-01 13:41|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 There are easier ways to roast some nuts by an open fire.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-03-01 14:36|| 2007-03-01 14:36|| Front Page Top

#2 "In April 2001, Rene's boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument. "

Please tell me that line was snarked in place, and not from the reporter's pen........

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-03-01 15:19|| 2007-03-01 15:19|| Front Page Top

#3 She heard that it plumps when you cook it.

Posted by ryuge 2007-03-01 15:28|| 2007-03-01 15:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Some girls will do anything to get a guy hot.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-03-01 15:40|| 2007-03-01 15:40|| Front Page Top

#5 When the radio started playing the Doors' "Light My Fire", her mind snapped, and . . . well, she tried to set the night on fire.

Posted by Mike 2007-03-01 16:03|| 2007-03-01 16:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Third degree burns on the penis. That seems like a terrible way to go.

Al

Posted by Frozen Al 2007-03-01 16:11|| 2007-03-01 16:11|| Front Page Top

#7 I doubt it was "Light My Fire". More likely it was Elvis's "Hunk of Burnin' Love".

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2007-03-01 16:18|| 2007-03-01 16:18|| Front Page Top

#8 before dying last year of unrelated causes

Mortification, no doubt.

Posted by KBK 2007-03-01 16:21|| 2007-03-01 16:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Pungu suffered first- and third-degree burns to his genital area and torso, and spent a week in the hospital, followed by a month of outpatient treatment, the prosecutor said. The attack also left psychological scars: insomnia, nightmares, fear of fire and problems in his relationships with women.

Yeah, I think I could see where these issues would probably come up...

Posted by tu3031 2007-03-01 16:34|| 2007-03-01 16:34|| Front Page Top

#10 "issues would probably come up...

Or not.

Posted by no mo uro 2007-03-01 17:50|| 2007-03-01 17:50|| Front Page Top

#11 Ouch ouch and ouch.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-03-01 21:33|| 2007-03-01 21:33|| Front Page Top

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