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2004-03-01

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Posted by muck4doo 2004-03-01 10:53:32 AM|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Next: A few words from the Earthworm Protection League...

Posted by mojo 2004-3-1 11:02:30 AM|| 2004-3-1 11:02:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 The rules, spelled out in 39 different articles, also make it illegal to throw live lobsters in boiling water.

It's either that or throw the lobster into a pot of cold water and heat it up sl-o-o-o-o-wly...

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-3-1 11:05:25 AM|| 2004-3-1 11:05:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 either way - you're heating the water with my Oiiillll! Bwahahahha

Posted by Chainney 2004-3-1 11:19:46 AM|| 2004-3-1 11:19:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 If I get my lobster a date, does that mean I can boil my dog?

Posted by Fred 2004-3-1 11:30:35 AM|| 2004-3-1 11:30:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 So the Chinese dish of "drunken shrimp" would be banned or are shrimp too low on the evolutionary ladder?

Posted by 3dc 2004-3-1 11:38:01 AM|| 2004-3-1 11:38:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Does this mean no more raw oysters? This could ultimately be a bigger Nanny State than we have here.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2004-3-1 11:49:39 AM|| 2004-3-1 11:49:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Would we be able to eat the meat of animals and fish that die of natural causes? "I'm not dead yet..."

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-1 11:53:57 AM|| 2004-3-1 11:53:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Hose -- those are "downer" animals, and need to be disposed of, not eaten.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-3-1 12:19:39 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2004-3-1 12:19:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 The best way to kill a lobster is like they do over at Haliburton with an intense burst of gamma rays from the umm, uh never mind. Mr. Chainey said we weren't supposed to talk about that until after the 'demonstration' for Big A over in Ramallah.

Posted by SteveS 2004-3-1 12:49:18 PM|| 2004-3-1 12:49:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Wonder what it says about road kill? I would hate to seem 'em lose that as well. I tell ya, nothin' puts meat on the table like my SUV.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-3-1 1:12:23 PM|| 2004-3-1 1:12:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Mmmmm! Pheasant alÃ bumper! My favorite!

Posted by Fred 2004-3-1 1:40:35 PM|| 2004-3-1 1:40:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 I prefer 'possums with tiretracks myself. I went to a resturaunt, they can make that food so artistic...

Posted by Miss Gunn 2004-3-1 2:13:50 PM|| 2004-3-1 2:13:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Are you kidding! Flat Cat surprise is to die for!

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2004-3-1 3:33:27 PM|| 2004-3-1 3:33:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Sloe Deer is still the best.

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-1 3:43:57 PM|| 2004-3-1 3:43:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Skykilled Ptarmagan is my flavorite. Final approach on a village airstrip in late fall after a snow. Surprised a flock pecking gizzard stones, they flew up, I was landing. 2 hit the wheels, 2 hit the struts, 1 pink misted into the prop. I landed picked them up. 4 clean kills, 1 write-off. They had been eating fermented blueberries, so the meat was already marinated. Best roadkill I ever had.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-3-1 5:00:25 PM|| 2004-3-1 5:00:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I hope the poster wasn't honestly looking to rally PETA sympathy at Rantburg. Might just as well show up at a college frat house on Saturday night flogging a message of temperance.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-1 5:12:05 PM|| 2004-3-1 5:12:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Hell, AP send us your location that we might load that sucker into Micro$oft Fligt Sim. (Yes I have a weakness for it)

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-1 6:55:59 PM|| 2004-3-1 6:55:59 PM|| Front Page Top

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