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2021-02-15 -Lurid Crime Tales-

NC boy, 12, fatally shoots home intruder who wounded grandmother

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Posted by Besoeker 2021-02-15 13:15|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 Charges against the boy are not anticipated
Though I would not be surprised to hear calls for charges against the grandmother for having a gun within access of a child...

Posted by Glenmore 2021-02-15 16:02|| 2021-02-15 16:02|| Front Page Top

#2 Herring succumbed to his injuries.
Sniff. I love a story with a happy ending.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2021-02-15 16:12|| 2021-02-15 16:12|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm with you, #2 Rambler. ;-)

Posted by Barbara 2021-02-15 16:26|| 2021-02-15 16:26|| Front Page Top

#4 So one of the perps escaped. Hope he tells his friends to don't mess with gun owners they'll shoot your ass and ask questions later.

Posted by jpal 2021-02-15 18:08|| 2021-02-15 18:08|| Front Page Top

#5
A clupeid by name of Khalil,
harassing a gentry genteel.
Was met with his match,
when for some easy scratch,
he ran into a lad with steel.

Posted by Dron66046 2021-02-15 21:14|| 2021-02-15 21:14|| Front Page Top

#6 Epic. It's a good thing I'm old and sickly, dron, me favorite terrifying, hilarious, polymathic Christian Hindoo man o' violence, or so help me I'd track you down and try to marry into your fambly, that Indian killbots should forever outrime the [clink] models. At least in English.

Posted by Gomez McCoy6360 2021-02-15 22:46|| 2021-02-15 22:46|| Front Page Top

#7 An 'umble, unmannerly 'erring
Gets schooled in acceptable bearing:
On a social occasion --
'is first 'ome invasion --
It seems the reviews were unsparing.

Posted by Gomez McCoy6360 2021-02-15 22:52|| 2021-02-15 22:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Of Mohammedan dash and do-derring,
The bards set their trumpets a-blaring,
But when feral Khalil
Sought a grandma to kill
EPIC was that fillet'ed & sliced Herring

Posted by Thamp Big Foot7438 2021-02-15 23:11|| 2021-02-15 23:11|| Front Page Top

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Posted by trailing wife 2021-02-15 23:27|| 2021-02-15 23:27|| Front Page Top

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