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2020-02-15 -Lurid Crime Tales-

AAAAAVVVVVVENATTI!! Your Greatest Hits Media-Lovefest SHOW of SHITSHOWS

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Posted by Lex 2020-02-15 00:21|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 This would be such a better story without the ALLLLLL CAPSSSSSSS!!@#!!@#!@#!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a video showing the media's love affair with Avenatti, going to so far as to put him in the running for president.

Posted by Herb McCoy 2020-02-15 10:50|| 2020-02-15 10:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Lex - please follow Herb's Stylebook verbatim. No exceptions!!!11!!!

Posted by Frank G 2020-02-15 11:08|| 2020-02-15 11:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Aiming for NYP tabloid cover effect.

Posted by Lex 2020-02-15 11:24|| 2020-02-15 11:24|| Front Page Top

#4 If I ever win the lottery I'm funding an organization to break into ALL CAPS SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!! sufferers at night and superglue their caps lock keys into place so they can no longer be pressed.

Posted by Herb McCoy 2020-02-15 12:01|| 2020-02-15 12:01|| Front Page Top

#5 OR you could just get some cheap therapy to quit being such an insufferable padantic a-hole?

Posted by Frank G 2020-02-15 12:31|| 2020-02-15 12:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Back on topic, from his extortion trial, here's what the media SS's Savior of the Republic said -- it was recorded and played at trial for the jury to "hear what extortion sounds like," in the words of the prosecuting attorney:

On one recorded conversation played for jurors, Avenatti could be heard telling Nike lawyers: “A few million dollars doesn't move the needle for me. I'll go take $10 billion dollars off your market cap.”

Posted by Lex 2020-02-15 15:08|| 2020-02-15 15:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Now watch that media highlights clip and try not to vomit.

Posted by Lex 2020-02-15 15:08|| 2020-02-15 15:08|| Front Page Top

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