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2020-02-14 Home Front: Politix

Biden: 'Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries'

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Posted by Besoeker 2020-02-14 02:09|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Just warming up, folks. Wait for him to do JACK TORRANCE:

"You were the caretaker, Mr. Grady."

"Words of wisdom, Lloyd. Words of wisdom!"

Wendy... when you hear this sound - chk, chk chk - it means ...."

Posted by Lex 2020-02-14 02:20|| 2020-02-14 02:20|| Front Page Top

#2 I fart in your general direction!

Posted by Raj 2020-02-14 08:36|| 2020-02-14 08:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Get out a dollar bill. Grasp firmly on the narrow ends. "What was the last sound Stevie Ray Vaughn (Kobe, John Heinz, whoever) heard?" Pop the bill repeatedly.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-02-14 10:13|| 2020-02-14 10:13|| Front Page Top

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