Archived material Access restricted Article
Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Sat 02/11/2006 View Fri 02/10/2006 View Thu 02/09/2006 View Wed 02/08/2006 View Tue 02/07/2006 View Mon 02/06/2006 View Sun 02/05/2006
1
2006-02-11 Iraq
Marines To Congress "Bite This"
Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.
Posted by Sherry 2006-02-11 16:59|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 hahahahahahaha omg can't breath roflllll
Posted by djohn66 2006-02-11 17:12||   2006-02-11 17:12|| Front Page Top

#2 They can send us a gerbil and we'll train it to do night recon on Richard Gere's ass.

Well, someone had to say it!
Posted by Raj 2006-02-11 17:28||   2006-02-11 17:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Reports indicate the hound's favorite treat is pan fried muzzie nuts. They simply can't get enough!
Posted by Besoeker 2006-02-11 17:39||   2006-02-11 17:39|| Front Page Top

#4 "... than 50 of them 'pendejo' congressmen. At least dogs are loyal."

That's gotta sting! Eh, Congressman Murtha?
Posted by SteveS 2006-02-11 17:52||   2006-02-11 17:52|| Front Page Top

#5 Too bad this is a spoof.

Problem is, almost all of it is believable.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2006-02-11 18:07|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-02-11 18:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Send us a goldfish and we'll train it to think it's a piranha

We used to have a carnivious goldfish when I was a kid - got pretty good at hunting snails too...
Posted by CrazyFool 2006-02-11 18:54||   2006-02-11 18:54|| Front Page Top

#7 That's some training regimin theose Marines have -- gerbals are diurnal.

And darn it, Barbara, I believed every word, until you said otherwise!
Posted by trailing wife 2006-02-11 20:36||   2006-02-11 20:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Click on the link, TW - it's obvious then. :-D

Though I have to admit I was suspicious when the story started talking about congresscritters deciding what size dogs get sent to the Gyrenes. It's more likely the anti-victorywar clowns members would try to cut funding for the Marines altogether.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2006-02-11 22:33|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-02-11 22:33|| Front Page Top

#9 LOL - you are too smart Barb, - but Boxer just might try this crap :-)
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-02-11 22:51||   2006-02-11 22:51|| Front Page Top

#10 Fluffy, however is a great name for Congressman Murtha.
Posted by wxjames 2006-02-11 23:20||   2006-02-11 23:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Damn, we need Fluffy Destroyer of Worlds.
Posted by 6 2006-02-11 23:26||   2006-02-11 23:26|| Front Page Top

13:30 Robert Crawford
12:51 Robert Crawford
12:50 Robert Crawford
12:47 Robert Crawford
12:45 Robert Crawford
12:45 Robert Crawford
12:43 Robert Crawford
12:42 Robert Crawford
12:41 Robert Crawford
12:39 Robert Crawford
12:37 Robert Crawford
02:18 Flaitle Snomong3190
02:11 Flaitle Snomong3190
00:28 Flaitle Snomong3190
23:47 Pappy
23:44 6
23:43 6
23:42 USN Ret.
23:36 6
23:35 Omereter Sherelet7284
23:32 Jackal
23:32 Skidmark
23:31 Frank G
23:30 Mark









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com