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2015-02-28 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
ISIS Terrorist Miraculously Received Jesus and Rejected Islam
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Posted by ClearThinking 2015-02-28 02:44|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ]  Top
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#1 Yet, as he had started to ascend towards the light of the Heavens, devilish entities, or Jinns he called them, appeared and led him to the fiery pits of Hell. There he had to relive all the pain he had inflicted upon others and every death he had caused throughout his entire life. He even had to relive the decapitations of his victims through their own eyes.

“Then Allah, or God, spoke unto him and told him that he had failed miserably as a human soul, that he would be banned from the Gates of Heaven if he chose to die, but that if he chose to live again, he would have another chance to repent of his sins and walk along God’s path once again”

Posted by KBK 2015-02-28 13:40||   2015-02-28 13:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Ahhhh - World News Daily - couldn't possibly be just some made-up shit, could it?
Posted by Bov Flimbers 2015-02-28 15:14||   2015-02-28 15:14|| Front Page Top

#3 It's on the Internet, so it must be true...
Posted by Raj 2015-02-28 15:18||   2015-02-28 15:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Knock me over with a anvil feather.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2015-02-28 19:10||   2015-02-28 19:10|| Front Page Top

#5 
Ahhhh - World News Daily - couldn't possibly be just some made-up shit, could it?


As accurate as Russian news sources.
Posted by Rob Crawford 2015-02-28 19:12||   2015-02-28 19:12|| Front Page Top

#6 I prefer Weekly World News myself.
Posted by Pappy 2015-02-28 20:28||   2015-02-28 20:28|| Front Page Top

#7 Already shot up and left for dead. Then converts to Christianity? From his hospital bed?

It appears that the Christians inherit all the losers.

What we need is more cowbell "more jawbone of an ass" action, by healthy warriors.
Posted by Lone Ranger 2015-02-28 21:15||   2015-02-28 21:15|| Front Page Top

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