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2007-02-26 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
A Galactic Tsunami Is Going To Wipe All Life On Earth
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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-26 07:29|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Heh, psuedo science mumbo jumbo.
Pass me the salt.
Posted by DanNY 2007-02-26 08:03||   2007-02-26 08:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Who will Al Gore blame this on? 1, 2, 3, 4...
Posted by 3dc 2007-02-26 08:16||   2007-02-26 08:16|| Front Page Top

#3 So long, and thanks for all the fish
Posted by Ebbavimble Glineger1405 2007-02-26 08:28||   2007-02-26 08:28|| Front Page Top

#4 The authorities always ask for a "ballpark" number whenever faced with an unknown, but it really does remain unknown.

At least this is a known unknown.
Posted by Excalibur 2007-02-26 09:16||   2007-02-26 09:16|| Front Page Top

#5 Although the ESA does not specialise in seismic phenomena, few of my colleagues believe that the December 2005 Tsunami was natural.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

This guy is dribbling on about how it's going to wipe out all life on Earth, "tear[ing] our atmosphere to shreds", but his job is hardening satellites against it.

Riiiiight.

Be sure to enjoy the part about the underground cities in the southern hemisphere.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-02-26 09:18||   2007-02-26 09:18|| Front Page Top

#6 Crab people. I should have known. This is the 3rd itme they've tried this.
Posted by mhw 2007-02-26 09:28|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]  2007-02-26 09:28|| Front Page Top

#7 If only Bush hadn't rejected the Kyoto Treaty . . . .
Posted by Mike 2007-02-26 09:30||   2007-02-26 09:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Shut up, bitch!
Posted by Halliburton: Galactic Tsunami Division 2007-02-26 09:34||   2007-02-26 09:34|| Front Page Top

#9 You would prefer another target? A military target? Then just name the system!
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-02-26 09:55||   2007-02-26 09:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Most of my work involves writing reports appended to requests for greater funding, so I have to know just as much about the way in which the EU Commission works as I do about satellite communications.

Well, well, that sums it up right there! Grant money whore!
Posted by BA 2007-02-26 10:11||   2007-02-26 10:11|| Front Page Top

#11 Well, I guess she won't have to worry about that shit anymore...
Posted by tu3031 2007-02-26 10:17||   2007-02-26 10:17|| Front Page Top

#12 HeidiLore (moderator) confirmed that his IP address was out of Germany and belonging to the same ISP as ESA DE. The style of writing is very different. On the whole, he is very forthright and even names a BND agent recently assassinated for trying to blow the whistle on the ESA/tsunami cover-up.

Plots. Deep laid plots. LOL.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2007-02-26 10:47||   2007-02-26 10:47|| Front Page Top

#13 Damnit , and I just ordered my yearly subscription of National Geographic ,and pre paid for all my papers and magazines and most importantly milk . On top of that I dont get paid till the end of the month .. How damn inconsiderate. Any chance they could avery disaster for a month or so ? Thats not too much to ask surely :P
Posted by MacNails 2007-02-26 11:24||   2007-02-26 11:24|| Front Page Top

#14 Thanks for all the fish.
Posted by Procopius2k 2007-02-26 11:32||   2007-02-26 11:32|| Front Page Top

#15 ...I'm good with this either way - if it doesn't happen, I'm still alive, if it does my ex won't get a dime from our divorce settlement.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2007-02-26 11:39||   2007-02-26 11:39|| Front Page Top

#16 Theres always something positive to be taken Mike :)
Posted by MacNails 2007-02-26 11:43||   2007-02-26 11:43|| Front Page Top

#17 mhw - Do you mean the Crab Nebula people?
Anyone know of a sale on tinfoil hats?
Posted by Spot">Spot  2007-02-26 11:54||   2007-02-26 11:54|| Front Page Top

#18 So this is the modern version of "The Sky is Falling"? Sounds like fun to me!
Posted by 49 Pan">49 Pan  2007-02-26 12:16||   2007-02-26 12:16|| Front Page Top

#19 Tsunami from outer space? How does that work? Global warming is going to get us first--I heard it last night on the telly.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-02-26 12:43||   2007-02-26 12:43|| Front Page Top

#20 I would also like to tell you my name, but I cant. What I can say is this: I dont know ESA DE personally, but I do have a pretty good idea as to who he is; so in a convoluted way, we are.

Yeah. Convoluted. I understand...
Posted by tu3031 2007-02-26 12:45||   2007-02-26 12:45|| Front Page Top

#21 What I find amusing are all the posters who say that they know more, but can't say because they might end up-*gulp*-DEAD. What the hell? If we're all gonna die anyway, who cares? What can they (the ESA and the Illuminati in the sceret underground cities in Tierra del Fuego) do to you that's worse than standing with your family when the energy band hits, watching them all fry or freeze or get ripped apart by space weasels or whatever it is that giant galactic energy tsunamis do to you? Is getting offed by an EU hit man really a worse fate than crawling across the blasted ruins, pursued by mutant cockroaches?
Posted by Mike 2007-02-26 13:03||   2007-02-26 13:03|| Front Page Top

#22 Is getting offed by an EU hit man having to watch Al Gore blather on about global warming really a worse fate than crawling across the blasted ruins, pursued by mutant cockroaches?

You should at least make it a true dilemma.

However, that having been said, I'll take mutant cockroaches for 200, Alex.
Posted by Dreadnought 2007-02-26 13:15||   2007-02-26 13:15|| Front Page Top

#23 Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Super Saiyan Al Goku will save us.
Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-26 13:28||   2007-02-26 13:28|| Front Page Top

#24 Energy moves at the speed of light.

You couldn't bounce a signal off it.

what a joke.
Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2007-02-26 14:02||   2007-02-26 14:02|| Front Page Top

#25 Well at least the deck will finally get cleared off.
Posted by Icerigger 2007-02-26 14:51||   2007-02-26 14:51|| Front Page Top

#26 
What can they (the ESA and the Illuminati in the sceret underground cities in Tierra del Fuego) do to you that's worse than standing with your family when the energy band hits, watching them all fry or freeze or get ripped apart by space weasels or whatever it is that giant galactic energy tsunamis do to you?


They can force you to watch while the EU hit man reads the EU constitution to your family.
Posted by JFM">JFM  2007-02-26 16:53||   2007-02-26 16:53|| Front Page Top

#27 Nah. South Park reference.....
Posted by OyVey1 2007-02-26 17:03||   2007-02-26 17:03|| Front Page Top

#28 I'm praying for rain,
I'm praying for tidal waves.
I want to see the ground give way,
I want to watch it all go right down.

/MJK
Posted by xbalanke 2007-02-26 17:06||   2007-02-26 17:06|| Front Page Top

#29 Ah yes, March. In like a lion, out like a tsunami of unimaginable scale.... Talk about a short month!
Posted by WhatDaF? 2007-02-26 17:07||   2007-02-26 17:07|| Front Page Top

#30 Is the Silver Surfer gonna be ridin' it?
Posted by mojo">mojo  2007-02-26 17:45||   2007-02-26 17:45|| Front Page Top

#31 Yeah, it's gonna be worse than a nuclear blast and the ESA is hardening their satelites? I could be wrong here but I don't think you harden satelites with software and the ESA hasn't really got much of a manned space program. Guess they are SOL.

Oh, and 300 mile an hour winds blowing through vacuum would hardly cause any problem on Earth. The Sun is blasting us with particles travelling the speed of light, all day, every day (during the day) Even if there is science behind the 300 mile an hour winds (which I doubt) the effect on Earth would be the loss of tv and communications for a short while. This is just rubbish.
Posted by rjschwarz 2007-02-26 18:39||   2007-02-26 18:39|| Front Page Top

#32 ManBearPig's gonna git you!
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-02-26 18:54||   2007-02-26 18:54|| Front Page Top

#33 World to End Tomorrow
Women and Poor Hardest Hit
Posted by John J. Simmins">John J. Simmins  2007-02-26 19:08||   2007-02-26 19:08|| Front Page Top

#34 This is actually a guerilla marketing ploy by the producers of Ghost Rider.
Posted by Brett 2007-02-26 20:20||   2007-02-26 20:20|| Front Page Top

#35 I call Bullshit, If this supposedly comes from the center of the galaxy, just look that way for any nova or supernova, None, Then it's Bullshit Electromagnetic Radiation falls off at the square of distance, no disturbances closer to supposed source? no problems.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-02-26 21:34||   2007-02-26 21:34|| Front Page Top

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