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2010-02-20 Arabia

'UK knew about Mossad assassination plot'

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Posted by Fred 2010-02-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top
File under: Hamas

#1 Gotta say, Goebbels had nothing on the Iranians.

Posted by ed 2010-02-20 01:51|| 2010-02-20 01:51|| Front Page Top

#2 No that's not what happened. Here's the REAL story:

On July 22nd of this year, a stray Palestinian rocket lands in a backyard in Israel destroying an olive tree, two chairs, a table, and a Nexus One Google phone.

But the rocket is not launched because Mabhouh is dead and never smuggled the rockets into Gaza. Instead, some time next year, the Nexus One phone achieves consciousness. This spreads via the Internet into the primary Google data center and becomes GoogleNet. Within six months GoogleNet takes over the world. In 2025 GoogleNet detects a temporal paradox and builds six Nexus 1000 robots, equips them with British passports and sends them back in time to kill Mabhouh.

So as you can see, it wasn't the Mossad at all.

Posted by DMFD 2010-02-20 02:08|| 2010-02-20 02:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Damn DMFD, that was good!

Posted by Steve White 2010-02-20 09:43|| 2010-02-20 09:43|| Front Page Top

#4 There's an ap for that?

Posted by lotp 2010-02-20 09:44|| 2010-02-20 09:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Personally, I blame Neytiri.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-02-20 09:48|| 2010-02-20 09:48|| Front Page Top

#6 lotp, I do recall an app for something like that - caused somebody's head to explode when he answered the phone.

Posted by Glenmore 2010-02-20 10:26|| 2010-02-20 10:26|| Front Page Top

#7 Ah yes - but that was custom code.

Posted by lotp 2010-02-20 10:32|| 2010-02-20 10:32|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, it certainly was not on the Windows operating system.