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2004-02-17

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Posted by tipper 2004-02-17 8:07:20 AM|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 A number of male Italian citizens have volunteered to help the Police.

Posted by JFM 2004-2-17 8:40:30 AM|| 2004-2-17 8:40:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Italian police are looking for a woman with huge breasts -- who works in hostess bars.

Well, at least they have a better story to tell the wife for all that overtime they'll be putting in.

Posted by Steve 2004-2-17 8:40:41 AM|| 2004-2-17 8:40:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Aren't we all.

Posted by tu3031 2004-2-17 8:51:36 AM|| 2004-2-17 8:51:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 She could really use our support right now. I hope we can all stay abreast of developments in this story. If police catch her, it could be the biggest bust ever. She'll probably get jugged for this. Italian police have stated that her identifying marks include incredibly poor posture and nipples the size of Guam. If you see this woman, do not attempt to apprehend her...stick a dollar bill in her G-string and call the authorities immediately! She'll never be convicted though...after the evidence is presented, I predict a hung jury. Her lawyer will say all the evidence was implanted.

I think I've milked this subject for all it's worth.

Posted by gromky 2004-2-17 9:02:23 AM|| 2004-2-17 9:02:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Gromky - well done! You know she'll get off. Juries are always a bunch of boobs.

Posted by B 2004-2-17 9:30:19 AM|| 2004-2-17 9:30:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 re: the pic

"help! I've fallen and can't get up!"

Posted by Frank G 2004-2-17 9:36:04 AM|| 2004-2-17 9:36:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 her initails AM - Augmented Mammaries?

Posted by Frank G 2004-2-17 9:37:52 AM|| 2004-2-17 9:37:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 They aren't breasts, they are dock fenders!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-2-17 10:47:11 AM|| 2004-2-17 10:47:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Underwire isn't going to do it for her. She will need joists.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-2-17 11:33:34 AM|| 2004-2-17 11:33:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Number Six. Your baloon of death has morphed.

Posted by Lucky 2004-2-17 12:07:59 PM|| 2004-2-17 12:07:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 She will need joists

Or some sort of block-and-tackle arrangement...

Posted by Seafarious 2004-2-17 12:10:50 PM|| 2004-2-17 12:10:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 I wonder if this will be their biggest "Bust" - budda-bump!

Posted by Yosemite Sam 2004-2-17 1:16:22 PM|| 2004-2-17 1:16:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 The caption for the photo could be, "grunt, argh, struggle ... grrrrr One. Phew."

Posted by Super Hose 2004-2-17 1:21:09 PM|| 2004-2-17 1:21:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Does she wait for the tide to come in and just float to her feet? Doesn't look like she has a helluva lot of other options short of a crane.

Posted by tu3031 2004-2-17 2:40:57 PM|| 2004-2-17 2:40:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Situps might be tough for her, but for jogging she would need a neckbrace and a helmet.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-2-17 4:08:05 PM|| 2004-2-17 4:08:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 "Know when to hold 'em...know when to walk away"

Someone's been listening to Kenny Rogers.

Posted by Stephen 2004-2-17 4:55:56 PM|| 2004-2-17 4:55:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 SH: I'd pay money to watch her jog. Serious money.

Posted by tu3031 2004-2-17 8:44:38 PM|| 2004-2-17 8:44:38 PM|| Front Page Top

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