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2007-02-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Anna Nicole Smith Awarded Sainthood by the Church of the SubGenius

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-15 10:36|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 And in other Anna Nicole news, here in Houston the gals at one of her old workplaces gathered to toast her memory.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-02-15 11:05|| 2007-02-15 11:05|| Front Page Top

#2 I wonder what Rick's charged her estate for the champagne?

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-15 11:08|| 2007-02-15 11:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Just FYI, the other Holy Days on the SubGenius calendar for the month of May:

May
1 St. Anna Nichole Smith (The Great)
2 St. Nina Hartley
3 St. Frank Zappa
4 St. Rodney Allen Rippey
5 St. Tiberius
6 St. Guiness (The Stout)
7 St. Peter Lorre
8 St. Buddha/St. Chivington (Delousing Day)
9 St. Medea/St. Oedipus (approximate)
10 St. John Holmes
11 St. Salvador Dali
12 St. Hugh Hefner
13 St. Judy Tenuta
14 St. Wonder Warthog
15 St. Jagger
16 St. Bismarck
17 St. Laval homeboy
18 St. Leonard Nimoy
19 St. Fats Waller
20 St. Edward II
21 Free Money Day
22 St. Elphinstone
23 St. Slim Pickens
24 Victory over the U.S. Day (Can.)
25 St. Stalin
26 St. Lenny Bruce (The Great)
27 St. Edward Teach/Pillage Festival
28 St. Pere Ubu (Roi)
29 St. Spike Jones
30 St. Winnie Ruth Judd
31 Desecration Day

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-15 11:48|| 2007-02-15 11:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Hey, I was born on Saint-Stalin day. Weird.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-15 11:59|| 2007-02-15 11:59|| Front Page Top

#5 Like the bumper sticker says: "Slack Happens"

Posted by xbalanke 2007-02-15 12:25|| 2007-02-15 12:25|| Front Page Top

#6 anonymous5089: Saint Stalin's Day should be easy to celebrate. Probably involves making omelets.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-15 12:40|| 2007-02-15 12:40|| Front Page Top

#7 Oh, and as I mentioned on the other thread, the sacraments for St. Anna Nichole Smith are Cristal champagne, the best $350 bottle of champagne you can buy at a truck stop, and pink Hostess sno balls.

Though I have no guess about the assorted rituals, which are probably pretty gross.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-15 12:42|| 2007-02-15 12:42|| Front Page Top

#8 I was thinking about killing a few pets from the neighbourhood, but that's ok too.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-15 12:43|| 2007-02-15 12:43|| Front Page Top

#9 Cool: I was born on St. Slim Pickens day.

14 St. Wonder Warthog

Should I be ashamed that I recognize this one?

Posted by xbalanke 2007-02-15 13:17|| 2007-02-15 13:17|| Front Page Top

#10 xbalanke - it's sad commentary on today's edumacation standards when so many do not remember Wonder Warthog. "But I can still use my snout!"

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-02-15 13:31|| 2007-02-15 13:31|| Front Page Top

#11 Spot: it's sad commentary on today's edumacation standards when so many do not remember Wonder Warthog.

Agreed. Mr. Natural sez: "They really should have a feast day for St. R. Crumb."

Posted by xbalanke 2007-02-15 14:48|| 2007-02-15 14:48|| Front Page Top

#12 St. R. Crumb is April 22nd, according to their calendar. I might add that I think he is a SubGenius Reverend, along with Paul Mavrides of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers fame.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-15 17:57|| 2007-02-15 17:57|| Front Page Top

#13 Thanks for the update, 'moose. I couldn't check the site from work [damn firewalls, filters, etc...].

Posted by xbalanke 2007-02-15 19:56|| 2007-02-15 19:56|| Front Page Top

#14 I love it, being a Star Trek fan, and being born on Saint Leonard Nimoy Day. Beam me up.

Posted by WolfDog 2007-02-15 21:15|| 2007-02-15 21:15|| Front Page Top

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