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2005-02-10 -Lurid Crime Tales-

This is why they call them "Ex-girlfriends"

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Posted by Steve 2005-02-10 4:27:20 PM|| || Front Page|| [11140 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "I am in no way a violent person."

Shitty impulse control, though...

Posted by Dave D. 2005-02-10 4:52:25 PM|| 2005-02-10 4:52:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 It's so hard to find a girlfriend that swallows.

Posted by Geoffrey Jones 2005-02-10 4:59:02 PM|| 2005-02-10 4:59:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, not sure you had this type of swallowing on mind.

Posted by Sobiesky 2005-02-10 5:01:08 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:01:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]

Posted by Shaiter Thrutle8631 TROLL 2005-02-10 5:03:08 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:03:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe Scott Bobbit can be of assistance??!!**
Many advances are being made in the field of
neuro surgery, I'm sure the right doctor can work
a miracle*** (some have brains in their pants)
Check out Adam and Eve as a last resort***'

Andrea

Posted by Andrea 2005-02-10 5:06:23 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:06:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 This is exactly why I always secure mine with duct tape.

Posted by Dar 2005-02-10 5:06:37 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:06:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 He got lucky, he could be twofer--eunuch in body and spirit.

Posted by Sobiesky 2005-02-10 5:07:11 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:07:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Geoffrey Jones, read the article again. I think you'll find that she spits.

Posted by BH 2005-02-10 5:11:35 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:11:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Did I ever tell you guys that I admire Lorena Bobbitt?

Posted by anonymous2u 2005-02-10 5:44:48 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:44:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 No. Pray tell what is the reason for your admiration.

(Altho, I am aware that the word 'reason' in the previous sentence does not, somehow, fit there. :-P )

Posted by Sobiesky 2005-02-10 5:48:25 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:48:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 ROFL! Sorry, Geoff, but this has Classics written all over it, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-02-10 7:36:49 PM|| 2005-02-10 7:36:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 anon-2-u...

You LIKE mountain oysters? Amanda Monti apparently does...

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-10 7:37:03 PM|| 2005-02-10 7:37:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Woman or not..... If someone did that to me, they'd have to scrape them off the floor with a squeegee. She would've found herself "instantly" beaten to death. Any woman who takes the, "men don't hit women" advantage thing this far,....has voided any moral contract between the sexes.

As for the dude......hell, he's half nuts!

Posted by Tom Dooley 2005-02-10 10:48:00 PM|| 2005-02-10 10:48:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 When your ex rips one of your testicles off and you find yourself "completely naked and in excruciating pain", you might not be up to beating her to death. Hang down your head, Tom Dooley.

Posted by Tom 2005-02-10 10:55:54 PM|| 2005-02-10 10:55:54 PM|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Shaiter Thrutle8631 2005-02-10 5:03:08 PM|| 2005-02-10 5:03:08 PM|| Front Page Top

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