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2009-01-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Have Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Already Broken the Celebrity Pledge of Servitude to President

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Posted by tipper 2009-01-30 02:23|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Heres how it could have gone down:
D: um, hon, you know those millions of dollars you have in the bank?
A: Yea, hon.
D: Well, could you please take 4 of those dollars out to have our assistant buy us some earplugs today?
A: Yes, babe.

Posted by havenoodle55 2009-01-30 08:00|| 2009-01-30 08:00|| Front Page Top

#2 Who?

Posted by DarthVader 2009-01-30 10:38|| 2009-01-30 10:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Yeah, tough life, kid.
If it was me, I'd just roll over and bang my movie star wife...

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-30 10:56|| 2009-01-30 10:56|| Front Page Top

#4 "Who gives a shit?

Fixed that for ya', Darth.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-01-30 13:44|| 2009-01-30 13:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Not the Sacred Bond of Obamacles!

Posted by mojo 2009-01-30 14:47|| 2009-01-30 14:47|| Front Page Top

#6 Update: Apologetic Ashton Kutcher Pledges to Be More Tolerant of My Neighbors Hammering

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=269243

I'll tell ya, I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for this.
I do have one question for Ashton though. Do you have to be semi-literate or completely illiterate to be a celebrity? Because, with you, it's hard to tell...

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-30 16:33|| 2009-01-30 16:33|| Front Page Top

#7 the sounds of hammers must be ironic for this guy who is about as dumb as a box of them.

Posted by Herman Flineck aka Broadhead6 2009-01-30 19:45|| 2009-01-30 19:45|| Front Page Top

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