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2007-01-21 India-Pakistan
Nuggets from the Urdu Press
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Posted by Fred 2007-01-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I've got a nasty cold. I'll take one order of magic goat milk to go.
Posted by PBMcL 2007-01-21 00:25||   2007-01-21 00:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Are we really sure those nukes will ignite?
Posted by Shipman 2007-01-21 02:34||   2007-01-21 02:34|| Front Page Top

#3 
Milk of a goat cures all
..and feta be gud ummmm...
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Man raped by two Kuwaiti women
Earlier the lower court awarded 15 years imprisonment to both the women.

i wonder if Burkas were involved?
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Moby Serpent Allegory

#1) Hamad Butt and his wife Salma Butt saw a couple of Cobra Snakes on the banks of Chenab.

#2) Hamad Butt killed the female snake with a stone and the male snake ran away.

#3) After a while, when Mr. and Mrs. Butt were busy talking to each other, the same snake appeared before them and bit them.

#4) The Butt couple died in a few hours.

Moral: Don't ever talk to Butts or you'll get a serious case of the ass.
Posted by RD 2007-01-21 03:27||   2007-01-21 03:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Hamad killed the female snake with a stone and the male snake ran away. After a while...
the same snake appeared before them and bit them. The couple died in a few hours.


Must've been a Hindoo snake---A Muslem one would've just start looking for another female.
Posted by gromgoru 2007-01-21 05:40||   2007-01-21 05:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Hamad killed the female snake with a stone

Was it burried up to its neck, in approved Islamic fashion?
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2007-01-21 08:59|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2007-01-21 08:59|| Front Page Top

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