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2005-01-19 Arabia
Al-Qaeda Starts Chick Magazine
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Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-01-19 2:32:20 PM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Best to let the ladies kill themselves. Reducing the number of females will have a more significant impact on their birth rates than culling the males.
Posted by BH 2005-01-19 4:53:08 PM||   2005-01-19 4:53:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 DB - ROFL!!!

"Does this explosive belt make my butt look big?"

That was, prior to your adaptation, one of The Dreaded Questions, lol!
Posted by .com 2005-01-19 5:17:56 PM||   2005-01-19 5:17:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Ah, yes, some of my friends' favorites. Although I do admit to the "What are you thinking about?" when my sweetie looks particularily lost in space. I think that's fair, especially if he's driving and just went through a stop sign. ;)

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-01-19 5:28:15 PM||   2005-01-19 5:28:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Heh - I though it had to be at least a Misdemeanor...

I know this stuff is older than sin, but it's still timely, here and there. You can answer this one for him, I'd bet.
Posted by .com 2005-01-19 5:35:34 PM||   2005-01-19 5:35:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 The magazine will also have to feature articles about significant relationships with farm animals or it won't sell.
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-19 7:00:47 PM||   2005-01-19 7:00:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Still looking for the Beltsuit edition (similiar to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition), females modeling the latest in suicide belt fashions. Something we can all get a bang outta, heh.
Posted by Captain America  2005-01-19 7:19:10 PM||   2005-01-19 7:19:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Jeeze Louise! Learning the Koran by heart before she blows herself up. Now that will make you want to be a martyr just to get away from that. The first aid deal I do not understand, however. Unless a boomer screws up and wants a second chance at martyrdumb.
Posted by Alaska Paul  2005-01-19 7:31:47 PM||   2005-01-19 7:31:47 PM|| Front Page Top

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